hi new to mumsnet

[scarletohara1]

Hi everyone. this my first time on here...:O)

[austenozzy]

Hello! Don't be scared, dive right in!

[SummersComing1111]

Welcome enjoy

[Theyoniwayisnorthwards]

Check out mumsnet classics!

[ThreeBeeOneGee]

And don't listen to anyone when they tell you to Google innocent-sounding things. They are always rude.

[mistressploppy]

Hello!

[EmpressOfThe7OceansLovesMN]

Welcome to Mumsnet! Yes to Classics (in Mumsnet stuff if you're looking at All Topics) and Chat's another good place to start (in Fun and Games). Beware posting in AIBU until you've been around for a while and got the feel of it. Oh and have some and as welcoming presents

[Elkieb]

Hello, and welcome!

[MissyMooandherBeaverofSteel]

Welcome to MN

I will second the advice not to google anything you read on here. My internet history is utterly shocking thanks to MN and its innocent sounding words.

[Wishfulmakeupping]

Hello

[Devora]

Hi scarlet. Yes, definitely start with Classics and keep away from AIBU until you're feeling strong.

If anybody is rude to you or suggests that your posts might not be 100% in the veracity stakes, just say loftily: "River of sweetcorn-Moldies-SheWhoMustNotBeNamed-pombear" and you will be allowed free pass to the inner sanctum.

[BriansBrain]

No, DO google everything because you will always learn something you never knew before.

Dragon butter

[FattyMcChubster]

DON'T google dragon butter!! Just don't
Welcome!!

Don't google it.
Seriously.

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

Always Google 'Munting'!

[StorFetHamster]

Hello.

Google munting and blue waffle, very useful!

teehee

[MissyMooandherBeaverofSteel]

BriansBrain that is the worst advice ever

Don't listen scarlet you will only be led astray. Do not google dragon butter, or sootikins or munting

[BriansBrain]

No DO DO DO

Don't listen to them lot ^ there



Tub girl

[FattyMcChubster]

DON'T
DO
IT
!!!


You have been warned.

[BriansBrain]

Ignore the first line of fattys message op

It's best to get these things out of the way. See it like pull a plaster.

[FattyMcChubster]

You're terrible Muriel briansbrain

Op you have been warned.
Google at your own peril.

[HalfBakedCleverCookie]

You have to Google everything.

Munting, sootkins, space docking, blue waffle, dragon butter.

[MissFredi]

Well I've really learnt something today.

[BriansBrain]

Welcome miss

[BriansBrain]

Aww maryz I was hoping you linked fluffy bunny

[Shaky]

DO NOT GOOGLE ANYTHING THAT LOT TELLS YOU TO!

I still need brain beach.

Welcome to MN