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Today's toddler tale: come and tell me yours

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matana Wed 10-Oct-12 15:46:44

A safe place to share your toddler's cute, funny (and sometimes just plain disconcerting!) little behaviours, actions and words without being accused of PFBism. Can be anything, just as long it might raise a smile of recognition from someone, somewhere.

DS: "Duck"
Me: "No, it's a seagull."
DS: "Duck"
Me: "Seagull"
DS: "Duuucccckk!!!"
Me: "Seeeeaaaaguuuullll!!!"
DS: "DUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!"
Me: "Ok, it's a duck."
DS: "No, seagull!"

grin

SpottyTeacakes Wed 10-Oct-12 15:49:01

Me: 'Dd please put away your colouring before you get your bricks out'
DD: 'Oh whatever, just play with toys'

blush

OneOfMyTurnsComingOn Wed 10-Oct-12 15:51:51

DD (23 mths), falling off her toy car:

Me: what are you doing?
DD: I'm falling mummy.

She said it in such a sarcastic voice, like "isn't it obvious", that we had to laugh.

bumperella Wed 10-Oct-12 21:14:35

Me: Are you being a good girl in there?
DD: No.

beela Thu 11-Oct-12 12:08:08

DS: plane!
me: ooh yes, I wonder where it's going
DS: that way.

luckysocks Thu 11-Oct-12 13:33:26

DS: I spy with my lileye something... BLUE!
Me: aaaaaa... blue CAR!!
DS: YES!!! grin I spy with my lileye something...... RED!
Me: Er... red... car?
DS: YES!! grin I spy with my lileye mummy somethiiing.... SILVER!
Me: Hmm. Silver... lamp post?
DS: No sad
Me: Silver.... sun roof?
DS: No mummy sad Silver CAR. I spy with my lileye...

and so it goes on hmm

luckysocks Thu 11-Oct-12 13:36:20

PS we have had the exact same seagull/duck conversation smile

In an almost empty cafe, 2 yo dd engrossed in a huge ice cream sundae. A cute elderly couple wander over to say "are you enjoying that?" dd looks round slowly at them, then in a horrified stage whisper, says

"Mummy, there's a grandma behind me, and it's LOOKING AT ME!"

blush grin

Goldidi Thu 11-Oct-12 14:00:18

Dd2 : I don't want to go to CM today
Me: where do you want to go instead then?
dd2: the moon!
Me: Oh look, we're just passing the moon now, look out the window
<we pass premier inn with the moon on it's sign>
dd2: Great, now i've been to the moon can we go to CM's house?
Me: yes dear, that's where we're going now.

FireOverBabylon Thu 11-Oct-12 14:05:33

DH hoovers the living room whilst DS watches.

Hoover stops.

DS: Ooh, well done Daddy. Have a sticker (peels sticker given by nursery off his top and sticks it onto daddy's top instead).

smile

luckysocks Thu 11-Oct-12 14:14:22

smile DS gave me a sticker for going for a wee once when he was potty training. Just like your DS - I got his sticker and a big well DONE, mummy. We were in the public toilets at the park, it was a bit embarrassing.

Wallace Thu 11-Oct-12 14:18:01

"Mummy, there's a grandma behind me, and it's LOOKING AT ME!" grin that made me laugh so much

we have the same seagull/duck convo but tractor/digger

BooBumpDaddyandMe Mon 22-Oct-12 10:31:03

We have the duck/seagull thing too only with a (motor) bike and a moped.
Daddy "Look Boo, a moped"
Ds "BIKE" big emphasis on the k!! "biKe Dadad"
This can go on for about 10 go's each?!?

marriednotdead Mon 22-Oct-12 16:19:19

DGS- 15 months, very busy and active but usually completely unintelligible.

Runs across room theatrically clutching both bum cheeks shouting a very camp 'oooooh'

DH to DSS: Has he done a doodoo?!

DGS hides by door uttering 'doodoo' as clear as a bell.

He had.

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