by 4 8-10 year olds! At first I didn't know what they were saying. Then I laughed. I wanted to turn round and say "you, on the other hand, boys, are sexy as hell" but I thought they might report me for being a paedophile.
I'm afraid I can beat that HS!! I got told I have a smelly sweaty f*anny today by a smelly old man. Apparently he wouldn't touch me with a barge pole. For him to like said body part he needs them to be freshly showered, in shower gel, with no, sorry, herbal shower gel. I was incredibly disapointed, especially when he started abusing me even more because I ignored him when he changed tact and asked how my DS was!! I meet all the best people!
I did the terrible thing of walking down the road!! Didn't actually have a conversation, it was all spoken at me! Decided he wasn't worth the bother! I'm dumb, deaf and blind apparently, and F*cking horrible, up my own ar*e, the list of insults I recieved was quite substantial! Still at least he was old enough to use such words, unlike yours.