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Someone just threw half a roast over my fence

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dilemma456 Tue 27-Apr-10 11:18:20

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Pepsiginn Tue 27-Apr-10 12:11:07

Oh i love the spelling of foreign. I am going to use that from now on. Brilliant!
I can't stop laughing..

JustAnotherManicMummy Tue 27-Apr-10 12:11:41

Have you scanned the skys for a large bird of prey flying away?

Alicetheinvisible Tue 27-Apr-10 12:12:09

Ooh, are you sure it is beef? Could you be living next door to a Hannibal Lector enthusiast that perhaps has been caught red handed?

FabIsGoingToGetFit Tue 27-Apr-10 12:13:06

<wonders if this is a fun troll thread>

KurriKurri Tue 27-Apr-10 12:14:41

Have you just moved in? is it a 'welcome to the neighbourhood' present?

Pepsiginn Tue 27-Apr-10 12:14:57

Well Alice - how do you think she is going to find out. *Would you* cut off a slice of meat that's been biffed over your fence to see what it is?

omnishambles Tue 27-Apr-10 12:15:31

Is it an [whispers] invitation?

Alicetheinvisible Tue 27-Apr-10 12:15:40

I would be torn i must admit......grin

leothelioness Tue 27-Apr-10 12:17:52

The great roast beef mystery
<<<pulls up a chair and passes around the roast beef sandwiches>>

Pepsiginn Tue 27-Apr-10 12:18:43

Invitation? For what?

Alice - grin

LeninGrad Tue 27-Apr-10 12:19:40

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Rockbird Tue 27-Apr-10 12:19:56

Dilemma's disappeared. Probably peeling the spuds...

JustAnotherManicMummy Tue 27-Apr-10 12:20:06

Can you hear cello music whafting across the fence? Maybe a little Wagner?

IMoveTheStars Tue 27-Apr-10 12:20:18

what on earth?? grin

erm, what is pagwatch's mystery green car?

JustAnotherManicMummy Tue 27-Apr-10 12:21:25

Or maniacal laughter?

Like this?

Pagwatch came home to find a mystery green car parked on her drive - that is clearly a drive as it is a walled garden, with gates across it. Obviously her first action was to block it in, and her second was to come here and ask whether she was being unreasonable to block it in.

Cue many theories on provenance of said green car, and a long thread awaiting the final denoument.

I have no theories on ballistic roast beef, but cannot wait to hear further details! grin

Hassled Tue 27-Apr-10 12:27:56

It's a present. I'm sure of it. Go round and ask where the horseradish is.

OhYouBadBadKitten Tue 27-Apr-10 12:35:10

mystery solved!

OhFuck Tue 27-Apr-10 12:35:39

I'm still snurking at Poledra's suggestion that a "nearby eagle" has snatched said roast from someone's kitchen.

Rockbird Tue 27-Apr-10 12:36:32

OYBK. Obviously changed her mind...

OhYouBadBadKitten Tue 27-Apr-10 12:37:53


<ponders randomly chucking food over fence and seeing if a thread appears>

IMoveTheStars Tue 27-Apr-10 12:42:44

SDTG - thank you! arf, that thread was funny.

OYBBK - you made me spit tea on my laptop! Do it! grin

Kaloki Tue 27-Apr-10 12:49:05

How odd!

GentleOtter Tue 27-Apr-10 12:50:10

Demand the other half.

Rockbird Tue 27-Apr-10 12:55:00


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