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Brand names you never heard of - Saint moritz self tan?

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SuSylvester Tue 30-Mar-10 17:23:28

ok so poundlands equiv of saint tropez is saint moritz

what would be their take on other brand names?

Hertza Hotdogs

Touch o' eclat

See ya's cereal (oh, I love those little o's). Or maybe, Asbo's

Slimcea Wed 31-Mar-10 07:45:52

was lOLLing about HElix catfud in shower.

also the south african brand version - "relix"

GetOrfMoiLand Wed 31-Mar-10 08:24:52

I woke up at quarter to 6 this morning giggling away at Freak Peans. DP asked me whsat I was laughing at - when I said Frea Peans he just looked at me in utter confusion.

I am now at work lolling at File - O - Facts .

Lol but I can't think of any.

Red Cow energy drink
Carmecks lip balm
Lucy Tubes lip gloss
Schlepps lemonade
Kryptons iced tea

Oh whyohwhy are mine not as funny as all the rest

WorkshyLardyGutbucket Wed 31-Mar-10 08:33:59

chocolate mingers?

WorkshyLardyGutbucket Wed 31-Mar-10 08:37:24

Not exactly a funny one, but I notice my boss has 3 boxes of Rhino Spray on his desk! Do you think I should be worried?

WorkshyLardyGutbucket Wed 31-Mar-10 08:57:15

Bird's Triffid
Nestle's Condescending Milk
Bream topping

FalafelAtYourFeet Wed 31-Mar-10 10:48:58

Just seen a real one on the Poundland website: 'Kilkoff' cough syrup <arf>

TrillianAstra Sun 25-Apr-10 21:00:08

Really unhelpfully I googled 'poundland rebranded' and it just brought me back here. Surely the internet should have a list?

whomovedmychocolate Tue 08-Jun-10 06:58:23

Pumpers nappies

AlaskaNebraska Tue 08-Jun-10 16:21:33

did htat take THREE Months to htink of?

BoysAreLikeDogs Tue 08-Jun-10 16:25:59

I want to know this ain't in classics, tis v funny

BoysAreLikeDogs Tue 08-Jun-10 16:26:33

I want to know WHY this ain't in classics

AlaskaNebraska Tue 08-Jun-10 16:27:04

do you still want to know?

PansAndNoodles Tue 08-Jun-10 16:30:43

Ooh just seen this..

Poundland's (againgrin) version of Cilit Bang - which is a bad enough name anyway - but theirs was Sonic Boom.

Lulumaam Tue 08-Jun-10 16:34:00

have just re -read as I saw St MOritz in two shops today..

this is a classic..! Freak Peens.. I was weak WEAAAAK

oiteach Tue 08-Jun-10 19:28:33

Hairy liquid

freak peens has finished me off.

whomovedmychocolate Tue 08-Jun-10 22:47:14

It took three months because I found it when looking for something else and it made me spill my morning coffee laughing! So <phurt>! grin

After sevens

Ness coffee

PG Dips

whomovedmychocolate Tue 08-Jun-10 22:50:53

And in the pharma aisle


Chums condoms

Purex condoms

Benekil hay fever relief

Anagin (headache and hangover relief)

Iwasthefourthwiseman Mon 20-Dec-10 23:40:07

Just been linked from another thread & wanted to add mine:

Not Nice Biscuits
I can't believe it's not margarine
Unsure deodorant

beachholiday Fri 08-Apr-11 21:01:26

Toilet Chicken.

AlaskaNebraska Sun 15-Sep-13 22:27:04

HERE! this was never even IN classics shock

AnneUulmelmahay Sun 15-Sep-13 22:42:53


NoelHeadbands Sun 15-Sep-13 22:49:21


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