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Man selling sperm on ebay

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 12:25

He says its all above board. I think its a bit dodgy myself. What do you think? here it is

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Raspberry · 22/07/2005 12:36

If you bid over £50 do you get a free turkey baster?

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 12:37

Just spat my tea out!!!!!

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woollybaalamp · 22/07/2005 12:38

EIGHT HOURS????

No chance.

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QueenEagle · 22/07/2005 12:39

How do you know he hasn't got some kind of STD? No-one in their right mind would buy it surely?

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Raspberry · 22/07/2005 12:39

Plus, how do you get a Tupperware in a Thermos flask? That's a pretty neat trick!

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Aimsmum · 22/07/2005 12:39

Message withdrawn

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 12:40

My thoughts exactly QE. What worries me is that there might BE someone who is desperate enough

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DaddyCool · 22/07/2005 12:41

what makes me laugh is currently the thread below is 'i'm finally going to put some stuff on ebay'

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 12:41

I love the way he describes the condition as "new"

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 12:42

Thats waht made me think of it DC!!! DP sent it to me this morning, as its going round his office apparently

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jayzmummy · 22/07/2005 12:42

That is sooooooo gross!

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cazzybabs · 22/07/2005 12:43

Not sperm in a thermus surley?

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 12:44

And I wouldnt sperm off a man who cant even spell conceive!!!

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BigBumpBonnie · 22/07/2005 12:44

why's he saying 'donate' sperm when he's started the bidding at £20??? I'm going to watch this one, surely no-one will buy it!

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 12:45

He's obvoiusly some sad wanker, excuse the pun.

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Nbg · 22/07/2005 12:46

PMSL!

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 12:46

Theres me slagging off his spelling and then I go and spell obviously wrong. Dur [forehead slapping emoticon]

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 13:19

Ughm just read the bit about them being "alive and swimming" Who are these freaks???

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singsong · 22/07/2005 13:20

here's another one here

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MascaraOHara · 22/07/2005 13:23

yuk, yuk, yuk yuk! STDs just for a start!!

how much is it on for, daren't click on link as am at work!

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 13:24

Thats even worse, his is only £1. I bet they need armbands at that price!!!!!!!

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woollybaalamp · 22/07/2005 13:25

£20 p&p!!!

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woollybaalamp · 22/07/2005 13:25

He can't spell conceive either. Or their.

"Young strapping lad" - yeuch!

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moozoboozo · 22/07/2005 13:27

I bet he's some skinny spotty nerd with too much (ahem) time on his hands.

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dillydally · 22/07/2005 13:51

A lady in work has just brought her thermos flask out of her bag....
My mind is racing...

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