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My DH is an arse

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mumtochloe Thu 23-Jun-05 14:43:55

Silly really but I wrote him a letter last night detailing all the things I love about him and left it in the pocket of his work clothes. Last night I let it slip I had a surprise for him and he would find out today.

When I got up this morning my note was just discarded on the kitchen work top. When I called DH feeling all hurt he told me he was gutted as he thought he was getting a BJ


compo Thu 23-Jun-05 14:45:57

That incident demonstrates perfectly the differences btw men and women

dizzymama Thu 23-Jun-05 14:46:05

Men truly do have their brains in their weiners don't they!

TracyK Thu 23-Jun-05 14:46:35

he's got no chance now has he!

Bugsy2 Thu 23-Jun-05 14:47:36

MTC, I hope you won't be upset but I am PMSL. This just shows that women are from Venus and men for Mars. For a bloke a nice surprise is something knob orientated and for a woman it is a sweet, thoughtful note.
Actually, I am now ROFL. Both of you pissed off by the best motives. You have to admit it is funny.

dizzymama Thu 23-Jun-05 14:47:44

Write him another note carefully detailing why he's an arse and won't see another BJ for a month or so!!

mumtochloe Thu 23-Jun-05 14:47:47

The way my teeth are gritted now reckon he may not have much of a weener left lol

QueenFlounce Thu 23-Jun-05 14:48:14

OMG Mumtochloe!!! Definitely an arse!

dizzymama Thu 23-Jun-05 14:48:35


mumtochloe Thu 23-Jun-05 14:48:36

Yes it is funny but he is still an arse!!

QueenFlounce Thu 23-Jun-05 14:49:34

Dizzymama - A month or so??????? Even when my DH is on his best behaviour he gets one 2 or 3 times a YEAR!

Kelly1978 Thu 23-Jun-05 14:49:59

it is funny but also exasperating!
Tell him he cna have his BJ if he can write one back to you. What's the betting it'd be a logn time coming??

Mum2girls Thu 23-Jun-05 14:50:00


dizzymama Thu 23-Jun-05 14:50:41

don't tell my Mom!!!

Listmaker Thu 23-Jun-05 14:52:03

Oh MTC not funny to you but I'm with Bugsy pmsl!! Men - what are they like??!

lunachic Thu 23-Jun-05 14:54:15

oh poor you but pmsl also
dont worry my dh is an arse to (must be a man thing.....)

Marina Thu 23-Jun-05 14:54:47

Oh mumtochloe, I'm so sorry. He is an arse but you have made me laugh a LOT. Sorry

PlopHead Thu 23-Jun-05 14:57:34

Sorry MTC but PMSL. You should have told him you were planning on giving him one tonight but he's pissed on his chips now!

mogwai Thu 23-Jun-05 19:41:26

this is easily the funniest thread I have EVER read on mumsnet.

Well done you!!

fishfinger Thu 23-Jun-05 19:45:16

this shoudl be "" my dh is a dock " surely?

fishfinger Thu 23-Jun-05 19:45:29


mumtochloe Fri 24-Jun-05 10:07:25

Seems funnier this morning but I am seriously contemplating turning lesbian. Men are more trouble than they are worth sometimes!!

charliecat Fri 24-Jun-05 10:09:47

anorak Fri 24-Jun-05 10:11:27

My dh had a good laugh about this last night too.

It is funny but also a bit sad that he can't see your side of it. What a romantic!

charliecat Fri 24-Jun-05 10:12:01

LMAO Imagine a man had came on MN and posted, I wrote a lovely note to my dw saying much i love her and this morning I found it screwed up on the kitchen worktop.
When I rang to say I was really hurt by that she said she was gutted as she thought she was getting oral sex...

wouldnt happen would it?

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