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Help me write a witty letter of complaint?

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Pacific Fri 30-Oct-09 09:19:38

I was hoping some witty mumsnetters could help me write a letter to Walkers crisps. I am absolutely hopeless at funny writing and want to write this letter as a bit of a laugh.

I bought a huge box of 32 packs of crisps in Lidl the other day. When I got home, I found one pack had got folded in the sealing machine and was open and all 25g of crisps were lying in the bottom of the box. I counted the rest of the packs and found there were only 31! angry grin

So I was going to write to Walkers to complain but considering that each pack worked out at less than 5p per bag, I wanted to give them a laugh in customer services.

Help please? The wittiest reply will win a packet of cheese and onion!

SqueezyCheesyPumpkin Fri 30-Oct-09 18:39:01

Bump.

Ask whether Gary Linekar is in charge of their packing department

Pacific Sat 31-Oct-09 14:48:11

Thank you for your replies.

Anyone help?

Anifrangapani Sat 31-Oct-09 15:11:02

Dear Mr Walker,

Thank you for introducing your new packaging arangements - the self pack bags are invaluable for cutting down the number of crisps I need to feed my children for their lunch. There have been a few complaints about the new portion size but I think that they will get used to the 2 crisps each after a while.

wheelsonthebus Sat 31-Oct-09 15:19:08

you could try and model it on this somehow - this one is hysterical
[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-c omplaint-letter.html]]

Pacific Sat 31-Oct-09 15:19:12

Thank you Anifrang.

Anyone else?

wheelsonthebus Sat 31-Oct-09 15:22:22

or it would be if i posted it right
www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-complaint-letter.html

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