Why are you grumpy, moo?

[ScummyMummy]

Just wondered...

[JoolsToo]

me too - unless its that * lbs you want to shift

[grumpymarthamoo]

here

And my day just went on in the same vein. Ds2 tantrumming about everything in the universe, me yelling excessively, and I still have a headache though, mercifully, it is beginning to lift.

Oh and I can't stop eating crisps and I want to swap dh for Ewan McGregor.

Thanks for asking though !

[grumpymarthamoo]

The lbs are not helping - I'm shallow aren't I?

[grumpymarthamoo]

Me and my grumpiness are going to bed now. Will try and be less grumpified tomorrow.

[ScummyMummy]

Awww. Crieps are nice though. And a good headache cure, I've heard.

[ScummyMummy]

Night oh grumpy one. May tomorrow be a day of grumpiness lifting from the brow of moo.

[WideWebWitch]

Hey Moo, is today any better? I do hope so. But feel free to moan if not! It does help to get it off one's chest I find!

[grumpymarthamoo]

I'm still grumpy. What is wrong with me? Can't stop shouting at the kids, want to go and live on a desert island. How can I stop being so bad tempered? Do you think it's my hormones or am I just a grumpy old moo?

[WideWebWitch]

I think you need a day off Moo. What about here? I always find I am nicer when I've had some time off.

[grumpymarthamoo]

I'm reading the motorcycle book at the moment and loving him even more - he's such a sweetie about his wife and girls (well, apart from buggering off round the world for 4 months...) Though he does have a truly hideous tattoo on his upper arm which I didn't know about.

Why are we grumpy? The sun's shining, we should be happy.

[WideWebWitch]

Or a holiday, alone, \link{Skylark, a very quaint & adorable island vacation getaway\here} Sorry, just thought this prob isn't helping - I am the woman who arrived at Hotel du Vin for the first night we'd had alone since dd was born and cried because it was so lovely and I wanted to be able to go ALL the time! Talk about unbloodygrateful!

[grumpymarthamoo]

That's the sound of me falling off my chair laughing at the thought of what dh would say if I said "I'm off to Malmaison for some 'me' time darling."

[WideWebWitch]

Bum, I meant Skylark, a very quaint & adorable island vacation getaway

[WideWebWitch]

But Moo, do you reckon Ewan shagged Nicole? I have friends who reckon so.

[grumpymarthamoo]

When I have suggested some time for us away from the kids dh says "but I'm at work all the time, I don't see them, I don't want to go away without them." Aaaarrrgggh!

[WideWebWitch]

Wot, he wouldn't say 'oh yes, you deserve it, it's hard work being a sahm sweetie, why don't I drive you there?'

[suzywong]

she lost a library book
she knows what will happen to an ex librarian who loses a library book, she's probably on the ducking stool as we speak

[grumpymarthamoo]

Dunno...I've heard that rumour too. I hope not. Probably though.

[WideWebWitch]

x posted, in that case you need to say 'yes darling, you do need some time with them, so I'm off to Malmaison so you can be alone with them to truly appreciate them. See you Sunday'

[WideWebWitch]

suzywong, wot?

[grumpymarthamoo]

Hello my love. The book will only cost £4.99, thankfully. Though I will probably be struck off, excommunicated, hung, drawn and quartered if they find out I'm a librarian and I lost a library book!

[WideWebWitch]

And dinosaur, you need a break here sorry I can only send you on virtual trips!

[grumpymarthamoo]

You've not met my dh have you, www?

[grumpymarthamoo]

I have a tub of bubbly stuff from The Sanctuary - would that do?