Anyone bored and want to help me?

[peckarollover]

Instead of an order of service for my wedding (because its very short ceremony and not very traditional thorughout the whole day) I have decided to put together something anyway but have it as a sort of thank you for sharing the day with us thing for them to keep or read when they are bored (photographs?)

Im putting a couple of readings I like on

Some quotes

Funny anecdotes about marriage

Bizarre laws and facts relating to marriage

Does anyone have anything to add?

for example "In Utah
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence"

Regards
Bridenstein

[NomDePlume]

are you still not married yet, Bridezilla ?!!!

[peckarollover]

nope not yet - and you had all better watch out as the bridezilla episodes are starting to hit a peak........

[NomDePlume]

lol. I have a book about marriage in my downstairs loo, will check for funny quotes...

[huggybear]

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

You don?t love someone because they are beautiful;
they are beautiful because you love them!

Love doesn't make the world go 'round.
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile

Marriage is like a pair of shears Oft times working in opposite directions, but punishing anyone that comes between them.