Is this fair...dp says i can't have Ronaldo for my birthday

[lemonice]

and must have my original sugggestion of half a golf club.

He's got more than two weeks to save up

got to go to my appointment in bed with a beer and the TV

[Spacecadet]

what a meanie!!!

[NomDePlume]

half a golf club ?!

[lemonice]

Jointly with myself!! Unfortunately not a GOLF CLUB but a club. What do other people get? This is the first year I've actually thought of something in advance ..and everybody else has their birthday first in May..and Ronaldo is sweet, I could bake him cakes and wash his socks and he could landscape the garden or be my personal trainer

[Spacecadet]

but hissocks would be rank and hes prob no goodat gardening

[lemonice]

SOB

it's not fair