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The Lazy SAHM Sofa - come and have a coffee and a slice of homemade cake if your children are at school.

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SoupDragon Thu 19-May-05 15:35:11

Lemon syrup cake or banana bread? Shorbread biscuits? Darjeeling? Earl Grey? Tescos value teabags? Tall skinny decaf latte with cinnamon?

SoupDragon Thu 19-May-05 15:35:51

Just don't squish my freshly plumped up cushions or crumple the antimacassars.

PollyFiller Thu 19-May-05 15:35:57

Look, it's 3.36 p.m. Go and collect the poor little things, you callous monster.

SoupDragon Thu 19-May-05 15:37:42

B*gger off.

I put them in the after school club to give me more time to sit on my lazy fat ar$e doing nothing.

Brie Thu 19-May-05 15:38:03

Keeping a beautiful home really is so rewarding if you would only try it.

Brie Thu 19-May-05 15:38:25

Sorry I should be in the cheese section

PollyFiller Thu 19-May-05 15:38:44

Tell you what, I can smell the freshly baked scones and the Cardinal Red polish from here.

Fio2 Thu 19-May-05 15:39:26

a slice of victoria sponge for me please

almostanangel Thu 19-May-05 15:40:00

nice antimacassars. soupdragon ,,are they shabby chic? ooh carrot cake and a darjeling please i lump!

Fio2 Thu 19-May-05 15:40:19


how about a glass of that rose i have cooling in the fridge oh and we must look for those 'perfect' shoes in fenwicks

SoupDragon Thu 19-May-05 15:41:20

"You do the shake and vac and put the freshness back!" Excuse me whilst I hoover round you, ladies, AAA has got cake crumbs on the shagpile.

SoupDragon Thu 19-May-05 15:42:25

And Fio2 is apparently psssssssssst. I've got the most delightful bucket from John Lewis in case you feel queasy, dear.

Fio2 Thu 19-May-05 15:45:17

oh the bucket is delightful, more cake please. Did anyone watch trisha this morning?

SoupDragon Thu 19-May-05 15:46:03

Watch Trisha? Are you maaad? I was dusting the bric-a-brac.

ambrosia Thu 19-May-05 15:48:01

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Fio2 Thu 19-May-05 15:48:02

oh it was a who is the daddy episode

almostanangel Thu 19-May-05 15:50:04

allow me soupdragon! wheres your henry? oh sorry you have a new dyson. more tea?

SoupDragon Thu 19-May-05 16:07:38

Oooh no, filter coffee for me.

Fio2 Thu 19-May-05 16:10:06

do you keep it in the fridge? is it fair trade?

lima Thu 19-May-05 16:10:48

may I join you ladies - I have several hours to waste now that dh is bringing home a takeaway and I don't have to cook a nutritious organic meal.

SoupDragon Thu 19-May-05 16:12:03

Oh yes. It's in the "drink's fridge" and it's Cafe Direct medium roast.

SoupDragon Thu 19-May-05 16:12:24

Scone, Lima?

Fio2 Thu 19-May-05 16:13:30

We are having McDonalds too lima

Lonelymum Thu 19-May-05 16:13:41

May I join in too? My children are home from school now but they are arguing fit to burst. I am sure they can look after themselves for half an hour or so.

lima Thu 19-May-05 16:13:56

yes please Soup - I will have to go to the gym tomorrow though to work the calories off

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