Kids go to a private school, wear designer clothes and ive got a crap name, what do I do?

[Anteater]

.

[Mud]

be grateful you can afford the school and clothes
change your name

[darlingbud]

don't send them to private school, don't buy them designer clothers, change you name - there problem solved.

[coppertop]

Start a thread on MN and ask for advice and sympathy?

[hunkermunker]

I like your name. Can you come and eat the ants in my garden?

Or is this the kind of reason you think you have a crap name?!

[Anteater]

Thanks, I like it as well.. even tho, its my second choice.
I also like my childrens school
and
the occasional bit of designer wear!

[RTKangaMummy]

pmsl

[hunkermunker]

What was your first choice?