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Where is Psycho? Has her leg fallen off? Or did someone actually kill her off [shock]?!

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MerlinsBeard Tue 23-Jun-09 09:10:36


TheFool Tue 23-Jun-09 09:27:28

I cut the leg off to stop the whinging.

She then died of sepsis.

It was a sorrowful hour.

MerlinsBeard Tue 23-Jun-09 09:47:11

Do we need a day of mourning?

TheFool Tue 23-Jun-09 09:55:29

a minute's silence should do it I think.

(DS2 is going in for teeth to come out today, so she prob won't be on until much later... and she went to Brighton for the weekend)

ShowOfHands Tue 23-Jun-09 09:59:23

<<bows head briefly>>

Aah she spent her last hours in true empathy with HMM. What a way to go.

<<manly tear of doom>>

Right, what's happening with Wimbledon today.

GhostOfPsychomum5 Tue 23-Jun-09 17:35:44



<<clunks chain attached to remaining leg......>>

MerlinsBeard Tue 23-Jun-09 18:13:35


TrillianAstra Tue 23-Jun-09 18:18:43


OhYouBadBadKitten Tue 23-Jun-09 18:22:13

<<flees the scene>>

JackBauer Tue 23-Jun-09 18:27:14

<< enters in green screen ala Most Haunted>>

GhostOfPsychmum5, can you hear me?
Do you want your leg back? I am sure it hasn't been incinerated or anything.....

TheFool Tue 23-Jun-09 18:43:54

Oh no, you always have to burn body parts or else they come back and bloody haunt you (forgot to burn the rest of the body... but burnt the leg)

JackBauer Tue 23-Jun-09 20:08:22

<<green screen/nightvision>>

Sorry Ghost, shit happens [shrug]

Kimi Tue 23-Jun-09 20:14:01

If there is a leg going spare can I have it for my mum please.

StealthPolarBear Tue 23-Jun-09 20:19:55

i for one will miss her

TheFool Tue 23-Jun-09 20:21:41

I guess you could have the working one off the dead body that we didn't burn Kimi?

Kimi Tue 23-Jun-09 20:27:16

ohhhhwww thank you I shall call mummy and tell her we have a new leg for her.

TheFool Tue 23-Jun-09 20:28:56

Ooh we also have a man's prosthetic leg in the house if that is any good? Less of a good fit, but smells much better

JackBauer Tue 23-Jun-09 20:30:17

If you are handing out body parts can I have an arm, I cut mine earlier and it's a bit owie, thanks

Kimi Tue 23-Jun-09 20:32:26

Ohhh mum is waiting for a prosthetic leg, but it is on hold as the leg she has left is infected sad would you have two legs going in case we need two?

JackBauer Tue 23-Jun-09 20:38:34

<<feels slightly bad at making jokes when Kimi's mum is in actual need>>

ShowOfHands Tue 23-Jun-09 20:39:45

Go into the light psycho, go into the light.

And, er, if you're haunting anybody it was Flame wot killed you, we weren't there, honest guv. Go and chuck her pans about.

Kimi Tue 23-Jun-09 20:42:32

Oh JB don't feel bad we make fun of it all the time, you will see this in my posts.

Mum lost her leg in January following complications with diabetes, DH1s facebook status said he had found a buyer for her slippers on ebay for 3 days grin we make really sick jokes about it all the time, it is how we cope.

TheFool Tue 23-Jun-09 20:46:28

I was going with if Kimi was making jokes then it was ok

Only the one here I'm afraid (DH makes them, it was his one he made when he was training).

Arms... we have a mannequin arm around somewhere.

Kimi Tue 23-Jun-09 20:49:58

DH1 walked in to see mum the day before the op and said "sorry I am late I have been to the pet shop to get you a parrot, I have been making you a CD with walk this way ,these boots were made for walking, running up that hill, walk of life and some run DMC, can I have your leg as an umbrella stand, your buggered for the can can but still good for most of the hokey cokey.... it was and still is endless, we are so not PC about it grin

JackBauer Tue 23-Jun-09 21:44:28

{grin], I did say I only felt slightly bad....

DH's dad has had 3 hip replacements (first one wore outhmm DH doesn't even want to think about that) and he had childhood polio, so we call him Weeble.

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