A bit quiet on here tonight. Give me some ideas for a flamey thread to shock everyone out of their slippers.

[bubble99]

Joke. BTW, before anyone berates me for my attempts at flaming. But if you were thinking of starting a thread which was guaranteed to make everyone spill their cocoa, what would the subject be?

[rickman]

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[bossykate]

trouble is, bubble, i think they've all been done for real!

[compo]

aw, why don't you come into my bar

[Pruni]

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[KristinaM]

sex before marriage - should it be allowed?
prescribing the pill to 10yo girls is a good thing

[laughorcry]

Did Camilla Parker Bowles used to be a man?

[joash]

"should every gorgeous looking man in the workld be made to bonk a fat woman before he ever has sex with a thin woman"

[bossykate]

oh, ok then, if you twist my arm, "obsession with rude words is desperately lower middle class"

[joash]

world even

[KristinaM]

my wife won't iron my shirts

[joash]

"Do people who live on council estates swear more"

[Tanzie]

Hadns up who takes it up the arse?

[laughorcry]

I have always pretended to swallow but actually have a store of dh's semen in a jar. Is this normal?

[KristinaM]

should unmarried mums be allowed on mumsnet?

[joash]

I've done this one before - "Should ugly people be sterilised before they have ugly children" (or something like that) - it was a joke but people got very offended

[joash]

Tanzie PMSL

CAN WE DO THAT ONE PLEASE???????????????????

[bossykate]

oh, tanzie, dull, dull, dull - hasn't that been done at least twice only this week?!

[KristinaM]

you guys are SICK!!!!!!

[bossykate]

is that a title?

[compo]

Tanzie wins. I was going to suggest something boring along the lines of 'do only thick people eat in MaccyD's'!!!!

[Pruni]

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[jangus]

Bubble you are a little Sh*t stirrer!!!!!

[joash]

"who would wank for money?"