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Signs Found In The Kitchen

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Mothernature Fri 06-May-05 12:19:23

Signs Found In The Kitchen

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!

Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.

If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards.

Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse.

It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines.

I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.

Mother does not live here any more, clean up your own mess.

have a nice weekend

assumedname Fri 06-May-05 12:20:58

JoolsToo Fri 06-May-05 12:23:08


whymummy Fri 06-May-05 12:23:28


almostanangel Fri 06-May-05 13:01:01

ooh i have one ,,never trust a skinny cook.and also i have one ..hand over the chocolate and knowone gets hurt..and im from the planet fat take me to your larder!! seeing alink>>?

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