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what is so funny about the "footmuff"? I don't get it...

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Frenchy72 Wed 04-May-05 12:47:00

When we go on a stroll with the pushchair I tell my partner: where is the footmuff? and then he goes laughing every single time. what is wrong with this ? being French, I don't get the joke. Should I say "leg cover" instead?

Nik72 Wed 04-May-05 12:48:16

Muff is slang for pubic hair

NotQuiteCockney Wed 04-May-05 12:48:22

Um. Muff is a slang word for, hmm ... plotte?

FLUM Wed 04-May-05 12:48:24

arf arf arf

muff could mean 'pussy''privates''ladies bitties' 'vagina' etc etc

you are clearling winding us oop madame?

Nik72 Wed 04-May-05 12:49:32

Oh hell - now I won't be able to use the foot muff without cracking up!

Frenchy72 Wed 04-May-05 13:02:49

OOOOOO ooops. I sensed it was something bad like that ! thanks. God I have got such an imature partner!

HappyDaddy Wed 04-May-05 13:10:29


QueenEagle Wed 04-May-05 13:15:00

Muff/muffing is my dh's euphemism for oral sex.

When we're in the cake aisle in Tesco's he shouts over to me so everyone can hear, "would you like a muffin dear?"

piffle Wed 04-May-05 13:26:25

yep in our house even cosytoes (alternative term for footmuff) became a daring euphemism for a ladygarden in our house

piffle Wed 04-May-05 13:27:06

QE you have to stop this week you have been on top making me wet my knickers laughing loudly form!!!!

Donbean Wed 04-May-05 13:28:46

hehehehehe! Footmuff!!!!

Nik72 Wed 04-May-05 13:34:16

Ladygarden!!! Fantastic, hadn't heard that one before.
Muff-diving = oral sex.

Nik72 Wed 04-May-05 13:53:18

Ladygarden!!! Fantastic, hadn't heard that one before.
Muff-diving = oral sex.

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