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Very funny... if I say so myself.

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Willow2 Wed 04-May-05 11:06:41

At a lunch party over the weekend and ds was asked if he had a girlfriend. When he replied, "Yes," he was asked, "Is she very beautiful?". He replied, "She's like blossom falling from the trees." Everyone was gobsmacked - how could a five year old be so sweet, so profound? Then, before anyone could say anything, ds picked up a stick and added, "I'm going to take this stick, I'm going to sharpen it and I'm going to stab an animal with it." I know he's a bit obsessed about cavemen at the moment, but talk about Jekyll and Hyde.

snafu Wed 04-May-05 11:07:34

I have just spat coffee over my keyboard

ghosty Wed 04-May-05 11:08:16

excellent ...

Gwenick Wed 04-May-05 11:09:02

LMAO - that's wonderful

Evesmama Wed 04-May-05 11:09:35


tarantula Wed 04-May-05 11:10:17

brillaint Willow jsut what all us girls need someone to charm us with poems and pretty sayings and also go out and bring home the bacon. Now all you have to do is train him to do the housework and voila the perfect man

Newbarnsleygirl Wed 04-May-05 11:10:55


dyzzidi Wed 04-May-05 11:11:39

PMSl what a sweetie

alexsmum Wed 04-May-05 11:12:06

lmao!!!!!! atta boy!!!

snafu Wed 04-May-05 11:12:25

Oh willow, that has really tickled me. Am sat here giggling away like a loon.

RTKangaMummy Wed 04-May-05 11:25:33


HappyDaddy Wed 04-May-05 13:11:53

See, he's Charles Bronson in Shakespeare's clothing. Good lad.

carras Wed 04-May-05 13:17:24

V funny!

meggymoo Wed 04-May-05 13:25:04

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Willow2 Wed 04-May-05 19:22:53

I have a long list of ds funnies... will try to get my act together and post them later.

LGJ Wed 04-May-05 19:23:50

Very very funny

Whizzz Wed 04-May-05 19:24:47

cellogirl Wed 04-May-05 19:26:05

Genius child!! I wish I could think of comments like that

Twiglett Wed 04-May-05 19:27:21


Lizzylou Wed 04-May-05 19:29:46

Hilarious...can't wait for my DS to be able to talk now...altho your DS sounds v clever!

Willow2 Wed 04-May-05 22:40:31

I think his most surreal comment was - after being told that I use face cream because I'm getting old and wrinkly - "You're not old, you just have seagulls on the brain."

So now you know, they're not wrinkles on my forehead...

CountessDracula Wed 04-May-05 22:46:07

(what none of you know is that Willow2 does in fact have a big flock of seagulls attached to her forehead )

Twiglett Wed 04-May-05 22:47:43

your DS called you a birdbrain and you didn't notice

Willow2 Wed 04-May-05 22:50:12

But he was right... picture a line drawing of seagulls - a bit like a flattened m - that's what's on there.

CountessDracula Wed 04-May-05 22:50:55

he is a very funny child it has to be said

And he has the best hair

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