need help with snazzzy telephone intros

[melsy]

Seeing as only a few go into arts and craft I thought Id put this here.

I just need some fresh open ended intros when phoning gallerys. Im so not into the business head anymore and its soooo much harder to sell ones self than representing a huge coroporation in a position of status. Mummy head made it all go to mooosh.

I need to call some this afternoon and bottling out cos feel sick & shaky with nerves !!!

I need a way of introducing that wont induce a yes or no reply.