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mummytosteven. I will put my hat back on now.

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bubble99 · 07/04/2005 00:06

I had taken my hat off to you.I had always read your nickname as "mummytoseven" and marvelled at how someone with so many children and such a busy life could consistently produce such astute and calm posts.

The time has definately come for me to get my eyes tested and buy some snazzy glasses

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Mum2girls · 07/04/2005 00:07
Grin
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wobblyknicks · 07/04/2005 07:22

She's really got 16 children and her secret to being so calm is she keeps them all locked in a shed and throws leftovers in every once in a while.

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mummytosteven · 07/04/2005 08:13

PMSL

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lockets · 07/04/2005 08:17

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LGJ · 07/04/2005 08:40

They have a raffle every week to see who wins the gruel. Funnily enough MTS always seems to win, thus giving her the energy to post. You should see the kids not a spare ounce on them.

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wobblyknicks · 07/04/2005 09:24

8 pull the sled while the other 8 are her personal slaves fetching and carrying for her - which is why the weekly shop is so easy for her. All she has to bear is the terrible weight of her purse, bogged down with all that child benefit.

LGJ - I know, they disappear as soon as they turn sideways. As soon as they're old enough to leave home she's going to have them jetting off as supermodels.

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coppertop · 07/04/2005 09:26

Disgraceful isn't it? And to cover her tracks she named them all Steven - even the girls.

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wobblyknicks · 07/04/2005 09:30

Yep, and when they grow up she'll admit they're called Stephanie and try and pretend it was a loving nickname thing.

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flamesparrow · 07/04/2005 09:30

I've read it as mummy to 7 oodles of times too, and even since reading it right, in my head it is still seven!!!

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coppertop · 07/04/2005 09:38

It's so much easier on the voice when you just shout "Steven!" and 16 children all know that it's time for their next shift sweeping out chimneys.

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wobblyknicks · 07/04/2005 09:49

What do you mean shout???? She might wear herself out, she has a gong and a half naked man to bang it every time its time for work!!

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mummytosteven · 07/04/2005 09:50

sigh. maybe I should change DS name by deedpoll to Stephen, or Moon Unit or Flowery Field or something less confusing...

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coppertop · 07/04/2005 09:50

Is that the man who just wears the leopard-print loincloth or did she sack him for insubordination?

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flamesparrow · 07/04/2005 09:51

God, could you imagine shouting "Dinner's ready Flowery Field" up the stairs????

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coppertop · 07/04/2005 09:52

MTS! What about being honest and calling yourself MummyTo16?

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wobblyknicks · 07/04/2005 09:55

Yep, its the man in the loincloth - she'd never sack him, she just whips him a bit when he gets out of line, or whenever she feels like for that matter

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coppertop · 07/04/2005 10:04

Lucky MTS.

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wobblyknicks · 07/04/2005 10:05

Yep, she tries to pretend she's one of us but really she lives the high life.

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coppertop · 08/04/2005 09:23
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wobblyknicks · 08/04/2005 09:34

But you are ignoring me, you haven't posted on the thread I started specially for you!!!

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coppertop · 08/04/2005 09:47

Where? Where? Where?

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wobblyknicks · 08/04/2005 09:49

i have to do everything for you!!!

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fastasleep · 08/04/2005 10:16

Might the solution be to have your name as mummytosTeven?

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WigWamBam · 08/04/2005 12:16

Or MummyToStevenNotSevenGetYourEyesTested

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mummytosteven · 08/04/2005 18:51

don't tempt me WWB

or just change it to M27 (always fancied being a motorway)

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