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Reality check for Sudan 1

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happymerryberries Tue 15-Mar-05 18:50:10

Not sure if i should have posted this is jokes, but I thought it was a good comment on our attitude to risk.

>> A man walks into a shop......
>> > >
>> > > Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
>> > >
>> > > Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
>> > >
>> > > Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
>> > >
>> > > Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare
>> > >
>> > > Customer: Hamburger Relish?
>> > >
>> > > Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
>> > >
>> > > Customer: Sausage and Mash?
>> > >
>> > > Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
>> > >
>> > > Customer: Cottage Pie?
>> > >
>> > > Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
>> > >
>> > > Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer
>> > > scare?
>> > >
>> > > Shopkeeper: Yes
>> > >
>> > > Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
>> > >
>> > > Shopkeeper: Certainly. £5.20 please.
>> > >
>> > > Customer: Thanks
>>

vict17 Tue 15-Mar-05 18:50:44

Gwenick Tue 15-Mar-05 19:01:03

SeaShells Tue 15-Mar-05 19:04:26

Spot on!

jofeb04 Tue 15-Mar-05 19:11:31

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