I just found this, hope it doesn't offend anyone but I think it's funny:
"Satisfactory progress" = I cant think of a single interesting thing to say about him
"Good progress" = if you think his work's bad now, you should have seen it last term
"Expresses himself confidently" = cheeky little oik
"Lively" = thoroughly disruptive
"A sensitive child" = whiny
"Reliable" = Creep
"Imaginative" = never short of an excuse
"Easy going" = bone idle
"Friendly" = never shuts up
"Is easily upset" = spoilt rotten
"Determined" = lacking all scruples
"Independently minded" = obstinate
"Adventurous" = can't understand why he hasn't broken his neck
"Easily distracted" = yet to finish a piece of work
"Easily influenced" = Nerd
"Mature expression" = stop doing his homework
"Enjoys all PE activities" = thug
"Good with his hands" = light fingered
"Works better in small groups" = damage limitation exercise
"Works better at practical activities" = totally illiterate
"A born leader" = runs the playground protection racket
"Needs praise and encouragement" = as thick as two short planks
"A rather solitary child" = smells or has nits
"Popular at playtime" = sells pornography.
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turquoise · 10/03/2005 18:33
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