pigeon well yes, because it WAS Starbucks, and this WAS West London. They would probably be out of business without the NCT and all the coffee morning mums. I think they have been trained to find us all "amusing" and all the kids "adorable".
I have (I was only 12) put jeans on after whipping them off the night before with pants and tights (used to do shows) only to be walking down the road trying to pull these knickers that ^someone had obviously disgarded^ off of my ankle. It was only when I tried to pull them off with my hands that I realised they were mine as the tights were stuck up my legs. It was a usy Saturday morning on the High Street, nice.