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Please help Beetroot fulfil her dream to pose topless

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ThomCat Fri 25-Feb-05 20:57:16



So, Beetroot suggested a Mumsnet topless calender. Actually no Tamum did but it's Beetroot that has, for many, many years now (!) had a desire to bare her breasts.

As I love her dearly I've said I'll do January.

I see Beetroot as September as all the leaves on the trees are turning red.

So, who else is up for it.

We're raising money for a worthwhile cause btw.

Beetroot Fri 25-Feb-05 20:58:32

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Mum2Ela Fri 25-Feb-05 20:58:44

Serious?

I'll do the month that the US have thankgiving if I can wear rollerskates and an ickle skirt and be like a 50's roller diner bird.

tamum Fri 25-Feb-05 20:59:17

People would pay more not to see me topless, but I will certainly help with admin

soapbox Fri 25-Feb-05 20:59:46

Ha ha!

My tits are so enormous and saggy I'd need at least 3 months to myself

Mum2Ela Fri 25-Feb-05 20:59:54

ok now I think you are being serious. DH doesn't 'get' mn as it is, I don't think he will understand this either! So I'd better not. Ho hum!

dejags Fri 25-Feb-05 20:59:55

Me thinks I'd be bankrupting MN/worthwile cause if I so much as lifted my t-shirt. People would be fleeing as fast as they could

ThomCat Fri 25-Feb-05 20:59:57

Yes, of course take the pics, perfect, but I want you as September.

soapbox Fri 25-Feb-05 21:00:18

I do have a professional photographer friend though - if you need one

Beetroot Fri 25-Feb-05 21:00:29

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lou33 Fri 25-Feb-05 21:00:46

Yep I will do June. Funnily enough dh was saying about a mn calendar the other day.

beansontoast Fri 25-Feb-05 21:01:12

people would think it was a 'spot the ball/boob' if i was on it

pixiefish Fri 25-Feb-05 21:01:17

you wouldn't sell any if i was in it- saggy and all that but will help in other ways if i can

lou33 Fri 25-Feb-05 21:01:47

can i sprawl on a bed a la american beauty, but be covered in soft toys and dummies?

SeaShells Fri 25-Feb-05 21:01:56

Oh I'll do it, can I be April and have a bunny outfit and little chics and easter eggs? Please?

Beetroot Fri 25-Feb-05 21:02:25

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lockets Fri 25-Feb-05 21:02:50

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ThomCat Fri 25-Feb-05 21:03:06

Oh, I saw me with leapoard skin panties, sitting on my hanches, hair in a really high ponytail, really sticking 'them' out, finger in mouth, but okay we can do it your way Beety!

Beetroot Fri 25-Feb-05 21:04:02

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Beetroot Fri 25-Feb-05 21:04:53

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partymoo Fri 25-Feb-05 21:05:44

Not never, not no how, not no way.

I'll buy a copy though!

stupidgirl Fri 25-Feb-05 21:06:07

Wasn't this discussed once before???

tamum Fri 25-Feb-05 21:07:20

Yes, at least once, I think, stupidgirl. I have to say that documentary on calendars a few months back was pretty downbeat- one woman had lost over £15,000 organising one.

Jimjams Fri 25-Feb-05 21:08:31

15,000- how on earth diid she spend that?

Beetroot Fri 25-Feb-05 21:08:50

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