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RTKangaMummy Sat 19-Feb-05 21:40:18

Best Dear John ever

A young girl on a years training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Mary,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, John

Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Mary

HunkerMunker Sat 19-Feb-05 21:40:47


maisystar Sat 19-Feb-05 21:41:16

wobblyknicks Sat 19-Feb-05 21:41:16

PMSL!!!! That is fantastic!!!

ImuststopdrinkingBlossomhill Sat 19-Feb-05 21:41:25

Go girl

lockets Sat 19-Feb-05 21:41:42

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Gobbledigook Sat 19-Feb-05 21:42:25

love it!

lucy5 Sat 19-Feb-05 21:44:15

Hahaha, that really lightened my mood, thanks.

pixiefish Sat 19-Feb-05 21:53:32


sallystrawberry Sat 19-Feb-05 21:55:42

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

winnie Sat 19-Feb-05 21:57:33

sophie10 Sat 19-Feb-05 21:58:30

RTKangaMummy Sun 20-Feb-05 20:41:20

Hulababy Sun 20-Feb-05 20:45:01


RTKangaMummy Tue 22-Feb-05 11:43:05

for anyone who missed it

NomDePlume Tue 22-Feb-05 11:43:43


teabelly Tue 22-Feb-05 12:03:19

now why did I never think of this at the appropriate times in my life?!

Gobby2 Tue 22-Feb-05 12:08:13

nailpolish Tue 22-Feb-05 12:09:02

good on her!

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