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Clearing dds room, anyone want her?

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happymerryberries · 19/02/2005 15:16

We got dd a new bed, one of the platform numbers with a desk and bookcase underneath. I have thus been shamed into giving her room a blitz and OMG! What a flipping mess!

I have found a box stuffed with socks that were stuffed with soft toys, knickers and hair bands.....don't ask I don't understand it myself.

I have found enough pencils and rubbers to set up as a stationers (and this from the child who never has the things she needs for school). I have filed a black bin bag with bits of paper, toilet roll and stickers. Gawd help me this task will never end!

And there must be a special place in hell for whoever invented playmobil.....bastards!

So does anyone want her? She is quite charming on occasion and reads rather well. Just don't give her any sapre socks or toilet roll!

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pipsy1 · 19/02/2005 15:34

How old is she? I'll swap you with a non sleeping 18mth old!

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coppertop · 19/02/2005 15:40

I'll swap you a 4yr-old and a 2yr-old. Add their ages together and they're almost the same age as your dd.

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happymerryberries · 19/02/2005 15:46

She is 8.

We have had a year long panic about not having hair bands. Now I know why, they are all wrapped up in socks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.

How can a child so bright have so little sense????

Black bag is now full of paper and plastic crap

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Tanzie · 19/02/2005 15:52

I'll swap you for a 4 year old going on 14 . I mucked her out two weeks ago and filled two bin bags with rubbish!

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coppertop · 19/02/2005 15:53

LOL at "mucked her out"!

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MarsLady · 19/02/2005 15:55

OOh, I can do 8. I'll have her. She'll have an older sister aged 10 and an older brother aged 12. She'll have one younger sister aged 6 and you get 1 year old DTs. Ok so they are vomitting a lot at the moment and don't believe that sleep was meant for them and so their nappies are currently a little loose, but I think that you could work with that. Does your 8 year old brush her own hair?

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happymerryberries · 19/02/2005 16:05

Only when she wants to annoy me by making us late.

She can read like a 12.5 year old but has to be reminded to flush the toilet after she goes. And she is possessed of Satan's own satanic bottom.

Re the vomiting. I'm a still hoovering suspicious looking white dust out of ds's carpet and he is 5. OMG I live in a midden!

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