When potty training my overly articulate 2.5 year old dd we were in M&S and she did a small nugget of poo in her pants. Me being useless didn't have any spare on me. No problem I thought we are in M&S I'll buy more. Get up to the desk to pay, the nice assistant asks dd if these lovely new pants are for her. DD pipes up in her loudest and cutest voice. "Mummy has bought them for me because I have a big poo in my pants and silly mummy hasn't got any spare ones for me"