Witchionary

[bluewolf]

Dear All,
My Dp and I are fans of the profanasaurus section of Vis but I hae noticed a sad lack of non-misogenist terms and phrases...my own suggestion for one made my dp visibly gag as have qutie a few choice quotes from MN (he's delicate).
ie Peanutbutter and jam sandwich - the colourful result of a dual purpose arse-wipe (whilst 'the painters are in' and post-crap)that brightly reminds one of childhood toast.
If anyone else has any ideas...?

[HumphreyPillow]

[TheMagnificent7]

Trombone - To wank him and rim him at the same time. Never been able to look at a brass band in the same way again