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Boys have willies, girls have ?

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noonki Wed 16-Jul-08 16:01:53

Age old problem, my DS1 is 2 and a half and constantly saying 'I got a willy, what have you got mummy...' and to my shame I can't decide what word to use... my parents used fanny but that makes me skirm a bit, what do you all use?

Nikkitwotimes Wed 16-Jul-08 16:02:52

clitoris for penis

plus vagina, vulva, urethra for the other parts

frogs Wed 16-Jul-08 16:04:33

There are about 5 million threads on what to call a little girl's bits.

Search the archives and take your pick.

noonki Wed 16-Jul-08 16:05:32

I'll go and have a look

FannyandWilly Wed 16-Jul-08 16:18:06

Here you go smile

beanieb Wed 16-Jul-08 16:22:23


when I was a kid we called it a Winkle but I prefer vagina.

boys and men have a Penis.

Hassled Wed 16-Jul-08 16:23:32

DD and I have "bits". Terrible, I know.

harpsichordcarrier Wed 16-Jul-08 16:28:05


noonki Wed 16-Jul-08 16:28:22

my DH had no words at all for girls, which I think it really sad

Bronze Wed 16-Jul-08 16:31:45

I still can't decided even after reading all the threads. Its the idea of saying to ds wash your penis/around your penis dd wash your vulva(?).
Ds1 (5) calls his penis his winkle yet he also knows its his penis and I think thats a good way to be. But for girls.....

littlestarschildminding Thu 17-Jul-08 18:54:47

We call it your 'lu' or front bottom if being polite! blush not sure why!

OverMyDeadBody Thu 17-Jul-08 18:58:01

I know it's not technically correct, but I call it a vagina to DS.

Whizzz Thu 17-Jul-08 19:04:17

Maybe we shouls ask MNHQ for a special section on "What to call girls bits" grin

burberrybubble Thu 17-Jul-08 19:24:02


My boys aged three and four call theirs a "babous"(Baboose)from the arabic word and my girls aged twelve and sixteen made up the word "Babina" for the female version.

My boy's were very curious about their sisters broken babous's!!

This works really well and has a nice sound to it.(blush)

kind regards


BoysAreLikeDogs Thu 17-Jul-08 19:27:01

I rather like babina

Like Baby/Vagina combo

<<nods approvingly>>

plumandolive Fri 18-Jul-08 11:53:29

We call it a minnie/minny.
Thought we had invented it, but other people use it too apparentlygrin

witchandchips Fri 18-Jul-08 12:00:08

Girls have holes and furs didn't you know?

MrsThierryHenry Fri 18-Jul-08 13:05:46

We say 'minnies' too! We think it's a good equivalent to 'willy'.

fishnet Fri 18-Jul-08 13:11:22

We say "winkle" for penis so when I had the question from DS about what mummies have I said "girls have a Twinkle". It seemed to go and I quite like it. It sounds pretty and so many of the names we use sound quite ugly.

When I was little we called it minnie which go shortened to Min as my sisters and I got older

VanillaPumpkin Fri 18-Jul-08 13:15:30

We have 'willy' for penis and vulva for, er, least that was the aim. We have ended up with fanjo shock. Is that awful?

cmotdibbler Fri 18-Jul-08 13:23:52

DS and daddy have a willy, mummy has a vulva.

Iklboo Fri 18-Jul-08 13:25:00

Boys have winkies, girls have twinkles

objectivity Fri 18-Jul-08 13:26:27

a smaller willy which you can't see so easily - we all have willies here.

yeahinaminute Fri 18-Jul-08 13:27:52

Boys / Dogs / Men in the Yiam household have Willies ...

We girls sport Fandango's !!

plumandolive Fri 18-Jul-08 13:42:41

MrsT and Fish- it's so strange isn't it when you think you've invented something and it's it's common parlance; makes me come over quite odd...grin

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