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how will we stop erest wetrting her pants laughing as she tries to read the reading att he wedding?

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lowcalCOD Thu 03-Feb-05 18:42:14

I can imagnine it
ernest lifts book to face
nope its no good
snort guffaw
and she stumbles bcak to her chair

marthamoo Thu 03-Feb-05 18:43:02

We shall send you some Tena Lady pads, just in case.

lowcalCOD Thu 03-Feb-05 18:43:27

I think she might well s nort

tamum Thu 03-Feb-05 18:44:07

Do you know, I saw this thread title and I just had a feeling I knew whose it was....

bundle Thu 03-Feb-05 18:44:44

maybe she could get some of those glasses/moustache thingummies that lockets talks about in this alternative funeral thread

lowcalCOD Thu 03-Feb-05 18:45:01

well you never gave me genetics advice!

I seriously hitnk e will not be able to read it anyway now
it will be like being bcak at school!

HunkerMunker Thu 03-Feb-05 18:47:05

Yes, I had a sneaking suspicion whose thread this was from the title (or should that be tilte? )

Poor Ernest - she's going to have trouble not hearing 'rumpty-tumpty-tum' when she reads it

tamum Thu 03-Feb-05 18:48:23

Any time though coddy, any time

One of my friends had an organist at her wedding who played the organ exactly the way Les Dawson used to play the piano, only seriously trying to soound good. People were rolling in the aisles by the end as she came out of the church.

lowcalCOD Thu 03-Feb-05 18:48:37

I think you shluld tactfully say " but look att his reading its so great" and find another one

Beetroot Thu 03-Feb-05 18:50:15

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Beetroot Thu 03-Feb-05 18:50:47

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