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please god tell me this is a spoof!!!!!!!

(32 Posts)
Heathcliffscathy Wed 19-Jan-05 20:10:19

have dinner with go west???

hoxtonchick Wed 19-Jan-05 20:16:04

popbitch soph ?

hercules Wed 19-Jan-05 20:20:20

Who would actually pay to have dinner with Jim Bowen? I briefly met him when I was around 8 at a local gymkana where he was the star guest. I saw him on his own and was very shy but plucked up the courage to ask him for his autograph. HE told me to get in the queue like everyone else!!

He then promptly headed into the drinks tent.

I was very upset

So, if you're reading this Jim or anyone who knows him- remember that little girl with pigtails? She certainly hasnt forgotten how rude you were

hercules Wed 19-Jan-05 20:22:22

In fact, maybe I'll invite you to dinner and then put lots of chilli in your curry or something and then just when you think we're all getting on swimmingly I'll remind you of a certain 8 year old girl!

Heathcliffscathy Wed 19-Jan-05 20:22:36

of course hoxtonchick...hello by the way, and hello herc!

it looks real to utterly pitiful if it is...and surely, they must be accompanied by bouncers otherwise, stalkers could get them!

marthamoo Wed 19-Jan-05 20:23:08

Isn't Schnorbitz dead? Bit of a downer for a dinner party - would put you off your food.

littlemissbossy Wed 19-Jan-05 20:23:15

between £300 and £5,000 plus travel expenses to have dinner with someone you've never heard of?? (well I haven't heard of most of them)are you joking?

hercules Wed 19-Jan-05 20:24:50

Yeh, exactly sophable. Who's laughing now eh Jimmy? HaHa!

Not that I'm bitter or anything

Heathcliffscathy Wed 19-Jan-05 20:25:16


lmb...that's the point tho, z-list celebs scraping money together for the mortgage??? i love that nik kershaw is 'happy to talk about his career'!

tillykins Wed 19-Jan-05 20:42:56

The Wurzels...? are they kidding?

tillykins Wed 19-Jan-05 20:44:45

Nick Leeson? Nooooo! Who wants to play poker with you and your guests...? Yeah right, no problem with that mate!!!!

Lucycat Wed 19-Jan-05 20:51:06

Have any of them got the deadly nut allergy logo (not checked them all!) soooooo tempting The Brotherhood of Man would be great, all together now 'Save your kisses for me........'

Lucycat Wed 19-Jan-05 20:54:36

Found one The Hamiltons yessss!

Lucycat Wed 19-Jan-05 20:57:32

I love this site! Schnorbitz will play after dinner party games with you, Charades anyone!!

Lucycat Wed 19-Jan-05 20:58:23

Is no-one else there? Hello, I'll just surf on my own then

Heathcliffscathy Wed 19-Jan-05 22:14:21

lucycat, am watching desp housewives...nut allergy icon makes me think it's a spoof!

Kayleigh Wed 19-Jan-05 22:19:33

do you think these celebrities would be classed as "Y" list or "Z" list ???!!!

alexsmum Wed 19-Jan-05 22:44:38

please let this be fake! how toe curlingly awful otherwise!

Berries Thu 20-Jan-05 11:54:47

If anyone wants dinner with me, £50 & travelling expenses would swing it - don't expect me to sing though

Berries Thu 20-Jan-05 11:55:24

ps - am definately z list but have been on tv once!

lowcalCOD Thu 20-Jan-05 11:56:13

I want schnorbitz

Flossam Thu 20-Jan-05 11:58:32

No, they had a piece on it on the local news round here, had a eighties female sports star (track and field), not old enough to remember who she is I'm pleased to say, Fatima rings a bell though?

Kayleigh Thu 20-Jan-05 11:58:40

Berries it wasn't Crimewatch was it ??? That might make me think twice about having you round for dinner

Berries Thu 20-Jan-05 12:12:58

Kayleigh - I'm a big burly bank robber in RL -

Newbarnsleygirl Thu 20-Jan-05 12:14:32

Linda Lusardi!! She has her own makeup range now!

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