It's all in the delivery, said the midwife to the courier....
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but ufortunately she'd popped her clogs.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?", he said "OK then", I said "Nearest to bull starts". He said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "You're closest".
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up,
I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Mothernature · 18/01/2005 20:56
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