Celebs you could quite easily punch in the face!!!

[Nutjob]

Come on, we've all got one that for some particular reason gets on your nerves. Mine is Jamie Oliver, I hate his spitty mouth and I hate the way he acts like his a bit of a geezer when he so obviously isn't. And those flippin' Sainsbury's ads - arrghhh.............

[lou33]

All the ones who do double glazing adverts, Jeremy Spake,Christopher Biggins, Timmy Mallet,Steve Wright, the dark haired one from westlife (Shane?),anyone from Right Said Fred.... oh no I'm on roll now! Dinner is going to be late kids! George Michael, Michael Barrymore, anyone who does panto dames.......Ainsley Harriott...Sophie Grigson, Sophie Ellis Bextor....

[roxie]

nutjob

i've got too many to mention...
talentless bimbos - Kelly ?(ex big breakfast)
V Beckham, Graham Norton (inuendo, inuendo!),
ex soapstars that have a go at singing...I'll come back on this...

[leese]

Nutjob, have too many to mention! erm.....when you start thinking, you can think of noone.start with Sarah Lancashire, Trisha Goddard, Gaynor Faye (who only usually gets stuff her mum wrote...), Cat Deeley - the list could very well be endless..
Used to like Jamie Oliver, then disliked him, but now I think I'll be his friend again coz he's going out on a limb for all those kids in Jamies Kitchen.

[agaazaa]

Darren (Frank Spencer) Day.

[leese]

Abso-flaming-lutely agaazaa

[CP]

Jordan - she behaves very badly, is a terrible role model and although I am sure she dotes on her son, how does she think he will feel when he is old enough to realise what she does for a living and what about when he finds out about her behaviour when whe was pregnant...

[SoupDragon]

They're not celebrities but I'd like to punch a lot of those kids in Jamie's Kitchen or at least give them a damn good shake and a shout.

[Clarinet60]

Pierce Brosnan, AKA Mr Personality - NOT.

[WideWebWitch]

Oh Noooo Droile, disagree, Pierce is top of my list on the celebs I'd like to shag thread! (well, it wasn't called exactly that but you get the idea) Could slap Ian Hislop for smugness and Michael Jackson for everything.

[Hilary]

I always find my hand forming a fist when Angela Rippon comes on the telly but can't quite explain why.

Also Sarah Kennedy, about whom I once famously said to my Dad that she had a face like a bottom. Just right for a good slap!

Actually no, I wouldn't do anything to either of them, I'm sure they are very nice.

[LiamsMum]

Let's see - Elizabeth Hurley, Julia Roberts, Britney Spears, Oasis... they all really irritate me. Have to think more on this one.

[robinw]

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[megg]

Amanda Holden she always looks so smug, Lara Croft because my dp is always playing the game at the mo, Roots out of Oakie Dokie because of his annoying voice, Jennifer Lopez for just being there and Ben Affleck for being so stupid. I'm sure there are a lot more but I just can't think of them at the minute.

[Furball]

Celebrity fit club makes me want to nominate Rik Waller for @rsehole of the year.

I also hate Cher with a big passion.

[lou33]

The entire cast of Hi de Hi, Allo Allo, and the people who cast them. Barry, Mark and Pauline from Eastenders,Uri Gellar,Lady Victoria Hervey,Anthea Turner,Dale Winton. I'm not normally prone to violence honest!

[slug]

Jeremy Clarkson....the man is a secret cyclist. Anyone from those testosterone programmes, Top Gear, Robot Wars etc.

Jennifer Lopez. Jenny from the block,Ha! I'd like to see any ordinary ghetto girl send the cops out for cuticle cream while their arresed for gun offenses.

Calista Flockhart for making anorexia fashionable.

Trinny and Suzanna for seeming to think the most important thing in a woman's life is the way she looks, while wearing hideous designer clothes that don't suit them.

Must stop now...must stop now.

[joben]

Miss Hooley from Balamory. She is so dippy looking!

[Enid]

joben - ! How could you? I love Miss Hooley. Not as much as I love PC Plum however, he's the best thing on telly.

[zebra]

Anybody that gets fawned on excessively gets my vote. So that used to be Kevin Costner & Demi Moore (vomit!). Plus all other celebs who are so full of themselves. I'm kind of sick of the whole celeb culture in the modern world, to be honest.

Are we allowed to nominate fictional celebs? Because come to think of it, Brigitte Jones gets my Number One vote. What a waste of (psuedo-)literary space.

[jessee]

did you know in real life miss Hooley is married to the handsome one in chewin' the fat?

[ellasmum]

Enid - I am convinced PC Plum is gay - although maybe he is having a secret romance with Miss Hooley which is why he keeps popping in for tea.

Would love to punch Geri Haliwell - preferably whilst she is in a very difficult yoga position

[threeangels]

I honestly can not stand that dark haired lady with that accent who played in the movie called It Could Happen To You. It was with Brigett Fonda and Nicolas Cage. Her voice is so annoying.

Oh and also Joan Rivers.

[LiamsMum]

Threeangels - Rosie Perez. She's irritating, I know.

[Nutjob]

Enid - I love PC Plum too, I don't know why but I think he's lovely. I also like Archie, again can't explain why!!!!

[Enid]

PC Plum clearly harbours a secret lust for Spencer but is using Miss Hooley as a smokescreen.