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Snugs · 27/09/2002 10:45

I just had to post this, which I've just had sent to me. Apologies in advance to anyone without my warped sense of humour

If you think you're having a bad day!

  • The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back
    into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

  • A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with
    an axe leaving her mentally retarded.

  • A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

  • Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence
    and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

    And finally. . . . . . .

  • Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.
    Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

    Your day's not so bad, is it?
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Scatterbrain · 27/09/2002 10:53

Way to go Snugs - cheered me up no end ! Thanks

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SoupDragon · 27/09/2002 11:40
Grin
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Rhubarb · 27/09/2002 13:22

ROFL! I must share your sense of humour Snugs!

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janh · 27/09/2002 20:22

This is not quite the same thing as yours, Snugs, (ROFL!) but (back to poor old Romeo):

When Romeo Beckham grows up, he's about to play for Man U for the first time, and he asks dad what number he should have on his shirt. His dad thinks for a minute and replies, "Wear 4 out there Romeo".

(Has to be delivered in an East London accent...)

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Scuba · 27/09/2002 23:49

Hee hee hee

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sb34 · 28/09/2002 01:19

Message withdrawn

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Ghosty · 28/09/2002 03:44
Grin
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lilibet · 28/09/2002 13:28

wonderful!

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lilibet · 28/09/2002 13:56

Not sure which thread to put this on but this seems a good one. I have doen a car boot with a friend this morning and about half way thru the mrning her ds age 5 came up to her and said ' Muumy, I have found you a present, its got a sticky bit on the back and its pretty with flowers on so I thought you could wear it' and presnted her with a panty liner! The poor lamb will be scared for life after the way we shrieked with laughter.

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