Today I was asked

[Twiglett]

what my husband, sorry partner did


I'm patently going to have to get a bigger feck off engagement and wedding ring aren't I?

[Cappuccino]

I do get annoyed when people call dh my partner

they are obv just trying to be non-judgmental and politically neutral

"my husband" I say, gripping my handbag

[mytwopenceworth]

Husband and wife are dirty words these days it seems.

[Twiglett]

LOL at Hyacinth Bouquet moment ...""my husband" I say, gripping my handbag "

[Gameboy]

Once when I was about 23 I was working abroad and got upgraded to first class (from business class). I sat down next to this bloke and he leered at me and said, "soooo - what doesn YOUR Daddy do then?"

[Twiglett]

did you poke him in the eye?