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OK, so we all get pissed off with Biff, chip and kipper

(11 Posts)
Blandmum Fri 14-Sep-07 17:49:49

So lets do some 'alternative' texts

try this one for starters

Look, look at floppy.

Look at floppy run

Floppy has rabies

Blandmum Fri 14-Sep-07 17:51:24

try this one

themildmanneredjanitor Fri 14-Sep-07 17:57:05

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Housemum Fri 14-Sep-07 18:04:29

Four children come to the house. Kipper has the fags. Biff has the Diamond White.

"Come in", says Chip. "This nice man in here has something special for us".

coppertop Fri 14-Sep-07 18:09:12

See the dogs run away from Chip.

Chip has killed Floppy.

"Watch me put Floppy's head on a stick for the mums and dads!" calls Chip.

themildmanneredjanitor Fri 14-Sep-07 18:10:16

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

coppertop Fri 14-Sep-07 18:14:03

"that's your ASBO breached again," said Dad.

claricebeansmum Fri 14-Sep-07 18:14:36

"With a throw like that, he must be G & T" thought Dad grin

Housemum Fri 14-Sep-07 18:36:32

Dad felt that the non-competitive sporsts day was leading to aggression.

hex Fri 14-Sep-07 20:32:49

well...my dd was reading 'The Blue Eye' the other night and they's all been whizzed over to the Middle East (complete with turbans and beards)...and hey, in the picture, there was a bloke carrying a Tesco shopping bag!!! Do they have Tescos in the Middle East then?

ChippyMinton Fri 14-Sep-07 20:34:41

<goes off the check ORT table and see how long the nightmare will last>

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