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Fantastic new diet for stressed women - you MUST try it...........

(13 Posts)
TheQueenOfQuotes Sat 01-Sep-07 19:08:43

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the
stress that builds during the day. I have found that this really works!!

BREAKFAST

* 1 Grapefruit

* 1 slice whole-wheat toast

* 1 cup skim milk


LUNCH

* 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach

* 1 cup herbal tea

* 1 Penguin Biscuit


AFTERNOON TEA

* The rest of the Penguins from the packet

* 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping


DINNER

* 4 bottles of wine (red or white)

* 2 loaves garlic bread

* 1 family size Supreme pizza

* 3 snickers bars


LATE NIGHT SNACK

* 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)


REMEMBER:

"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"
Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms
Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose
10kgs

IF you ignore this message you will gain 10 kgs



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nell12 Sat 01-Sep-07 19:10:43

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roisin Sat 01-Sep-07 19:15:50

ROFL - I love it!
Gonna start tomorrow!

AbRoller Sat 01-Sep-07 19:18:43

grin fantastic

TheQueenOfQuotes Sat 01-Sep-07 19:22:11

I thought it would be appreciated on here - it landed in my SIL's inbox while we were staying and I asked her to foward it to me so I could share when I got home grin

MrsSpoon Sat 01-Sep-07 19:23:42

Fantastic, could deffo stick to that one. grin

TheQueenOfQuotes Sat 01-Sep-07 19:41:24

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flamingtoaster Sat 01-Sep-07 19:45:46

Absolutely brilliant!

TheArmadillo Sat 01-Sep-07 19:47:09

ooh sounds like the one I'm on already grin

ROFL grin

TheQueenOfQuotes Sat 01-Sep-07 21:31:10

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puffylovett Sat 01-Sep-07 21:32:43

LOL !!! grin

but can you eat 2 whole cheesecakes as a late night snack ??? ...

TheQueenOfQuotes Sat 01-Sep-07 21:34:01

oh I'm sure it would be highly approved of, they perhaps didn't want to scare any new to the diet off grin

puffylovett Sat 01-Sep-07 21:44:08

whats worrying is i'm now taking this new diet VERY seriously and am now on a bowl of ice cream following 4 donuts and some pineapple.

blush blush blush

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