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Mums should cook fish pie once a week, wear chanel no 5, translate Russian and only fancy Johnny Depp

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LittleBellatrixLeBoot Sat 18-Aug-07 23:09:13

Just an arbitrary list of commandments for mothers.

Add your own if you want. Then tell everyone that if they don't agree, they shouldn't have bothered to have children.

CrookshanksinJimmyChoos Sat 18-Aug-07 23:12:06

Fancy Johnny Depp? Surely the main lust of our lives has to be our darling DH's....the reason for our existence.....the motivation to cook, clean, wash, tidy and never hand the DCs over because after is our job to care for them, minus a dummy of course and never a raised word or cross voice.....

CrookshanksinJimmyChoos Sat 18-Aug-07 23:13:03

cross word or raised voice I mean - DH came in and I was distracted by his mastery and general power......

PestoMonster Sat 18-Aug-07 23:13:38


CountTo10 Sat 18-Aug-07 23:13:42

Ooooo I could do the fancy johhny depp bit - I hate fish pie though!!!

NoBiggy Sat 18-Aug-07 23:14:29

Mums should never "pierce film lid"...

expatinscotland Sat 18-Aug-07 23:14:40

Step off, bitches, Johnny is mine.

SaintGeorge Sat 18-Aug-07 23:15:23

I quite like that list, I can manage 3 out of 4.

I can do No.4 particularly well.

mummydoit Sat 18-Aug-07 23:15:33

I have slept in the same bed as Johnny Depp so I think I can claim him as mine.

LittleBellatrixLeBoot Sat 18-Aug-07 23:16:10

Hmm, I don't like the tone of rational debate you're taking Crookshanks.

You're just supposed to come up with an arbitrary commandment, not try and argue the case for it. It's got to be just because it's right.

Fancying JD is obviously just right. As is fish pie.

LittleBellatrixLeBoot Sat 18-Aug-07 23:16:33

Ooh, the same bed?

Not at the same time, I am guessing?

CountessDracula Sat 18-Aug-07 23:17:05

actually that is pretty much me
that thread title

mummydoit Sat 18-Aug-07 23:17:16

Sadly not at the same time . Maybe next time!

Sobernow Sat 18-Aug-07 23:17:54

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

CrookshanksinJimmyChoos Sat 18-Aug-07 23:17:56

I can't think of any....

puffling Sat 18-Aug-07 23:18:06

I cooked fish pie aND oNly faNCY jONNY dEPP, THAT'S ALL THOUGH.

LittleBellatrixLeBoot Sat 18-Aug-07 23:18:21

CD wins "virtuous mother" award

I don't translate russian, so am reporting myself to social services first thing on monday morning.

expatinscotland Sat 18-Aug-07 23:18:53

I told you cunts that Johnny was mine! So scram!

CrookshanksinJimmyChoos Sat 18-Aug-07 23:19:23

You forgot Mandarin Chinese...isn't that what we should all be translating for our DC's???

CountessDracula Sat 18-Aug-07 23:20:15

oh ok I did russian A level fro about 2 months (only cos my boyfirend was doing it tbh)
and i do cook fish pies
and fancy johnny depp but not exclusively
And I have only ever worn Chanel no 5 (almost)

puffling Sat 18-Aug-07 23:22:43

My baby speaks in tongues.

LittleBellatrixLeBoot Sat 18-Aug-07 23:23:46

Ah you are toppled from your virtuous pedestal

It has to be exclusive

Dammit, just realised I've gone down another notch

CountessDracula Sat 18-Aug-07 23:24:33

well I am pretty close
face it

KerryMumbledore Sat 18-Aug-07 23:25:43

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

puffling Sat 18-Aug-07 23:37:37

My baby invented Morse code whilst in the womb in a previous life.

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