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Recently, I have laughed inappropriately at......................

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VeniVidiVickiQV Mon 13-Aug-07 21:30:48

the woman who was sat in the front passenger seat of a car, window wound all the way down, whilst on the M25, with a baby of approximately 12-18 months on her lap, who was so offended at my 'slack jaw' that she threw her arms up in the air in mock shock, letting go of her hold in said child.

What have you laughed, inappropriately, at recently?

EscapeFrom Mon 13-Aug-07 21:32:29

My 15 month old becoming so frustrated with an empty drink cup that he bit it - and hurt himself.

I knew it must have hurt and I still laughed.

pucca Mon 13-Aug-07 21:33:44

My 3 yr old dd, stomping up the stairs, then slamming her door teenager style with the words of "mummy, you are a stupid bitch"

I did giggle, but she didn't hear me!

Pruners Mon 13-Aug-07 21:34:02

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pucca Mon 13-Aug-07 21:35:08

Pruners...that is disgusting, but would have loved to have seen the expressions of the people watching

WanderingTrolley Mon 13-Aug-07 21:35:30

A child I don't know with a broken wrist.

I blame Rhubarb

VeniVidiVickiQV Mon 13-Aug-07 21:37:28 wasnt a zoo in holland, was it?

directline Mon 13-Aug-07 21:40:52

The other day, my 9 yr old DD was playing with my 7 yr old DD and the younger DD took something off the other. Elder DD wasnt having any of it and told younger DD she would have to wait for it. DD7 replied "but I need it now" to which my elder daughter replied "well thats just tough titty!" I asked elder DD where she had got that from and she nodded at me, I was dumb struck, as I very rarely swear and didnt think anything like that was in my everyday vocabulary!

Pruners Mon 13-Aug-07 21:41:00

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VeniVidiVickiQV Mon 13-Aug-07 21:42:34

Your DH knows far too much about the sex life of monkeys

Sheherazadethegoat Mon 13-Aug-07 21:42:36

well pruners you will have given everyone on the ttc boards somethign to think about.

luckylady74 Mon 13-Aug-07 21:42:52

my 2 yr old twins telling each other they were 'going to eat the poo' out of each others bottems 'mmm' and pretentending to whilst naked - had to call dh to deliver stern 'we don't prise each others bottems open' lecture whilst i cried with silent laughter

weebleswobble Mon 13-Aug-07 21:43:22

I admit I did laugh when a patient was so rude to me, I looked at his notes to see if he had any psychological problems to explain his behavior. Nothing but genital warts there!

Pruners Mon 13-Aug-07 21:45:22

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j20baby Mon 13-Aug-07 21:45:40

dd was walking, talking over her shoulder, a lamppost loomed, i said 'watch out' so she turned round and it hit her right on the nose, rather than on the side of her head if i hadn't called out.

pmsl-bad mummy

meandmy Mon 13-Aug-07 21:45:44

my dd said "oh for gods sake" when she dropped her bok at my grandads i wanted to sink into the floor but giggledany how

Whizzz Mon 13-Aug-07 21:46:21

LOL Weeble

VeniVidiVickiQV Mon 13-Aug-07 21:49:43

ah, perhaps your DH could advise me on my dung-flinging DS?

Surfermum Mon 13-Aug-07 21:50:33

Last week on holiday when dd fell headfirst into a pit on the beach and looked up at us, face completely covered in sand.

VeniVidiVickiQV Mon 13-Aug-07 21:52:59

PMSL surfermum!

I mean, oh dear, poor thing.........

Desiderata Mon 13-Aug-07 21:56:35

I was working the bar in my local last night. We've just had the International Balloon Fiesta, so I was rather knackered, and the Landlord decided to close doors at 9.15.

All those already in could stay until closing, but no one else was allowed in. The shutters were down, the doors were locked, and all access to the pub was closed off.

At 10.20 .. BANG, BANG, BANG.

<let's fucking ignore it>


<fuck off, we're closed>

Back to the merriment and the drinks a-flowing.

All of a sudden, the door to the (ex) Smoke Room bursts open, and the village drunken knob walks in (he's a newcomer to boot). Leg's akimbo, he says 'I'll have a pint of Guinness, please.'

I said, 'How in the name of Allah did you get in here.'

'I climbed the wall.' (It's 9 foot and he's fifty-plus ... and a total knob).

Total silence in the bar. Twenty people are now staring at the eejit.

'This is a Public House,' he says.

'Actually' (says I), 'It's an Inn.'

'What different does that make?'

'No difference at all.' says I.

'So, where's my Guiness?'

'Go away.'

Then, there's a fifteen second, total silence, without everyone looking away except for me and the drunk git.

And then I lost it. I giggled, uncontrollably. Because you see, I never could stand a silence.

'So, are you going to serve me?'

'No. We're closed.'

'Am I such a knob?

'YES' (x by 15).

We opened up for the dray at 7 o'clock this morning. The fucker was still outside !!

DirtyGertiefromnumber30 Mon 13-Aug-07 21:59:59

my ds (age 4) was admitted to hospital with severe skin infection on fri. Admist the panic he was given gas and air to puff on as an IV tube was put in his arm. The sight of a 4 year old high on laughing gas, singing the 'spiderman' theme tune as a doctor was sticking a needle in him was surreally hilarious!

(ps he's now home and recovering well)

WanderingTrolley Mon 13-Aug-07 22:07:07

I have just learned that on netmums there is a belief that "Jean Charles de Menezes somehow brought it on himself by overstaying his visa"

I want you to know I am laughing at netmums and the phrasing.

Not that that's any less wrong...

SoccorMom Mon 13-Aug-07 22:09:09

Pruners. Funniest thing I've heard all week. Thanks for that.

Boco Mon 13-Aug-07 22:22:06

My mum was throwing sticks for the dog in the field.

She got a really big stick, so needed to break it, she hadn't realised that she'd actually stuck it down her wellington boot - so when she leaned on it with full force to break a branch off, she threw her leg in the air and tossed herself backwards into a ditch.

My god it took me ages before i could regain enough composure to help her out.

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