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Mumsnet, light of my life, fire of my loins. —Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita

'I am an invisible newbie'
Ralph Ellison, Invisible Man

Someone must have slandered Mumsnet, for one morning, without having done anything truly wrong, he was arrested.
—Franz Kafka, The Trial

she obviously

It was a full moon in April, and the threads were kicking off. —George Orwell, 1984

"It was the best of threads. It was the worst of threads."
A tale of two cities by Charles Dickens

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of parenthood, it was the age of weaning, it was the epoch of breastfeeding, it was the epoch of baby-led weaning, it was the season of fruit shoots, it was the season of grapes, it was the spring of birth, it was the winter of potty training. —Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

lol madeye!

"Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover Fruit Shoots."

Gabriel Garcia Marquez
'One Hundred Years of Solitude'

Whether I shall turn out to be the lentil weaver of my own thread, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these parps must show. —Charles Dickens, David Copperfield

snurk

"When shall we three post again?"...Macbeth..

"Last night I dreamed I was on Mumsnet....AGAIN.." Rebecca.

Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were-Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-tail, and Fruit Shoot. They lived with their Mother in a sand-bank, underneath the root of a very big fir tree.
Peter Rabbit - Beatrix Potter

If Mumsnet is the fruitshoot of love, snurk on! Twelfth Night Shakespeare

Mr. Sherlock Holmes, who was usually very late in the mornings, save upon those not infrequent occasions when he was up all night Mumsnetting, was seated at the breakfast table.
The Hound of the Baskervilles - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"And in the begining, there was Mumsnet.."

the Bible.

I am an invisible namechanger. Ralph Ellison, Invisible Man

mars lady - the OP is mansfield park.......[]

ignore that

In my younger and more vulnerable years mumsnet gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

Oh Popsy.......... it's my fave book that why I knew to ignore. PMSL

Sorry honey will try not to spend the entire day laughing at.... I mean about.... you! lol