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My poor postwoman.

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mytwopenceworth Mon 16-Jul-07 11:03:24

Just had post delivered. Ds1 is off school today, ill.

Postwoman at door, dh signing for a letter. Ds1 comes downstairs and says to postwoman.

My penis hurts.

Bless her, she replied "Does it? Oh dear"

Oh crikey me.

harleyd Mon 16-Jul-07 11:05:19

Budababe Mon 16-Jul-07 11:05:40


An old friend of mine was in loo one day when postman called. Her DD answered door and said "Mummy is just putting a tampon in as she has her period". Cue one MORTIFIED postmand and friend.

Nbg Mon 16-Jul-07 11:06:07


have you discovered your smell yet?

BettySpaghetti Mon 16-Jul-07 11:06:09

I guess they are probably used to it and probably hear and see a lot worse

My DS proudly announced to our postman a few months ago "I just did a poo" (it was one of the first days of potty training where he felt he had to tell everyone when he'd done one)

geekgirl Mon 16-Jul-07 11:08:08


geekgirl Mon 16-Jul-07 11:08:44

ROFL buda!!!

BandofMuggles Mon 16-Jul-07 11:09:07


VeniVidiVickiQV Mon 16-Jul-07 11:11:47

NAB3 Mon 16-Jul-07 11:19:16

My 3 year old told me last week, while in the Co-op, that we couldn't be long as she needed a poo. The checkout woman said "Too much information I think there".

mytwopenceworth Mon 16-Jul-07 11:21:52

I have indeed NBG

DoubleBluff Mon 16-Jul-07 11:26:49

I was getting out of the shower when DS1 opned the door to the postman.
( I had not heard him knock)
I panicked cos i could hear Ds talking to someone and ran too the top of the stairs ( starkers)
Look on postmans face was a picture i just screamed and dived into bedroom shouting 'Shut the bloody door'
Cannot face him now.

Nbg Mon 16-Jul-07 11:31:02

Oooooh and......?

mytwopenceworth Mon 16-Jul-07 11:47:25

And I'm not telling you.

Nbg Mon 16-Jul-07 12:57:29


ok then

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