Can anyone suggest (remember) any really FUNNY Threads?

[MzShakur]

I am looking for inspiration for a comedy thang that I am writing.

I often titter at posts on here, the hairy bum hole thread is hilarious at the mo, as is the one about things kids say. Any more classics i could search? I am not stealing your lyrics, (as such) just using them to bounce off...

Any thread suggestions welcome....

[BadHair]

There was one with a hilarious labour story, all about someone who had her feet in stirrups for post-birth stitches and ended up pinning the doctor to the wall with her lady bits. I'll try to find it because I still cry laughing about it.

[fryalot]

BadHair - that was one that someone cut and pasted from a different site. Should be able to find it though if you search "savaged" and "minmin"

The thread where the mumsnetter was trying to do links and failing miserably was hilarious at the time.

[lemonaid]

Coincidentally I was trying to find that thread the other day and all I could find with combos of savaged and minmin (tried various punctuations of minmin, too) was threads referring to the original post. Did the original thread get deleted?

[BadHair]

It's gone! Sorry, it really was funny but I guess you had to be there.

[fryalot]

As far as I know it didn't get deleted, but it was a while ago, so if it was in "chat" it will have gone anyway.

Will have a bit of a search and see what I can find.

[lemonaid]

Pirate sex was good.

[lemonaid]

Ah, had forgotten about Chat issues. It was such a good thread I wanted to link to it, but it seems to be gone forever.

[fryalot]

sorry, have googled and looked on the other site, but can't find it anywhere

[dyzzidi]

www.mumsnet.com/Talk?topicid=138&threadid=184802#3815771

this one one fab

[lemonaid]

Have found original "savaged minmin" thread on Google Cache so am reposting for posterity...

By Bewilderedmum, 00:03 29/01/2007

After ds1 was born, I needed stitches. They removed the top half of the bed, and put me at the bottom half, with my feet in stirrups. It was a very small delivery room - in part cos I don't think they thought I was EVER going to give birth

Soo - am there, feet in stirrups, occupying the bottom half of the bed. The doctor was perched on a wheely stool thing, in this tiny delivery room, awaiting the passive arrival of my torn min-min, for his ministrations...

Aaanyway, cos of syntocinon drip, I was still honking like a good 'un, so some bright spark, propped me up on pillows , and raised the bottom part of the bed, so I didn't choke....

Unfortunately, because I am incredibly supple (tae kwon do) and had an epidural, which meant I had no feeling or control (or so I sez )

I SLID down the delivery table, past the end, past the stirrups - my feet stayed where they were in the stiruups, but the rest of me carried on..) and into the face of the waiting doctor.

Cos it was a small delivery room, he was PINNED to the wall, by my savaged min-min - honest to god, it was in his face. he shouted "HELP" in quite a distressed tone of voice, but the midwives and dh were busy with the baby..

After 38 hours of labour, and a severe sense of humour failure throughout - it suddenly returned..

The Doctor looked SO panicked - like I was wielding a sub machine gun, not a savaged min-min.

I remarked to him "I bet you didn't think you'd spend your saturday night like THIS did you!!" Then I LITERALLY pissed myself laughing - in his face...

Dh turned to me, with some irritation, and said "FGS sober up - you're a mother now!" - which made me laugh even more!! and the midwives ran to oik me up the bed - but the doctor looked distinctly nervous - he did a FABULOUS job of my stitches - afterwards, I hardly knew they were there -

mind you - by this point, he was prolly so freaked out by my min-min, that he thought if he didn't do a good job, my min would find out where he lived, and would come and burn his house down....

[fryalot]

yes, that was a classic

[SaintGeorge]

This is classic

[MzShakur]

hey guys thanx, i searched the word 'funny' and have been crying with laughter at some of them that's been thrown up! I'm on one about embarrassing moments right now... honestly, i could write more series than Friends with the content in these threads!!!!

[lemonaid]

Arse. This thread's in Chat, too, so it'll get delted in time. Right, off to a non-chat topic I go.

[fryalot]

lemonaid - cut and paste it immediately... twould be a real shame to lose it to the emptiness of ex-chat threads

[SaintGeorge]

If someone was to email the lovely Tech at the Towers, then I'm sure he could be gently persuaded to transfer the whole thread to 'other subjects'.

[hellish]

cried with laughter on the tights thread, really want to tell someone, but will have to admit to spending all my time on MN

[MzShakur]

Oh goodness, am halfway through the tights thread LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Thank u for this, it is just the kind of thing im looking for!!!!!

[ViciousSquirrelSpotter]

cat and football thread

[MzShakur]

this is gold dust!!!

[ViciousSquirrelSpotter]

There was one about next door's cleaner smoking while she should be cleaning and it was hysterical.

But I think it must have been archived, because I can't find it.

[ViciousSquirrelSpotter]

Some of the bridezilla / wedding ones have been humdingers as well.

[Ladymuck]

Mad Tablecloth Lady is one of my favorites (take time to read all of it!)

[MzShakur]

Tablecloth lady thread is a real gem too! Brilliant! The grape thread didnt work but its also linked in the table cloth read, so just about to embark on that one now!!! Thank yooooooooooooooou!!!