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Swagger Inn 151: The One Where Wenches Are Blindfolded And Don’t Use Their Hands ..... Practising Bobbing For Apples Of Course <ahem>
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LetUsPrey · 20/10/2017 19:18
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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp ·
20/10/2017 19:27
apple bobbing Oh yes.... 
I can work with that. Or we could be playing hide and seek. Athos is helping me hide in a barrel. The view is very nice as well...
LetUsPrey ·
20/10/2017 22:22
So no HBI tonight but an honourable mention to one of the instructors for “let your hips relax into it”, “stretch yourself off”, and “don’t go down too easy”
Watching The Last Leg
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LetUsPrey ·
20/10/2017 23:06
Of course Fancy. Other fruits and vegetables are available also.
Watching Graham Norton now. Seems a good sofa. Jeff Goldblum is very funny and charismatic. I can’t watch Gerard Butler without hearing Stoick from How To Train Your Dragon
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MadamedeChevreuse ·
20/10/2017 23:14
Yep. I am expecting him to shout "HICCUP!!!!!!!!!!" at any moment.
Hillary clinton was on earlier. She was really good. Awwww. 
Every time I think of that orange ballsack and his wrinkly catsbum fart-expelling gob, I get a bit of sick in my mouth.
ww have an ace time and may the force be with you in your search for Pimms!
FancyFancy ·
20/10/2017 23:21
I can never see or hear of Gerard Butler without hearing 'SHUT UP BUTTWAD' in my head
that orange ballsack and his wrinkly catsbum fart-expelling gob
LetUsPrey ·
20/10/2017 23:23
I have a top similar to Jeff Goldblum’s only not a polo neck. Does this mean I’m on trend? Stranger things have happened
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WickedWenchOfTheNorth ·
21/10/2017 09:01
Morning wenches ☕
On the train to Bath! Have a lovely day wenches 
FancyFancy ·
21/10/2017 10:42
Morning wenches.
It's a bit windy out there 
Can't quite decide what to do, may go out shopping as it's DD's birthday soon. Then an evening of ironing & not watching Strictly. Thought the fake tan on JP looked a bit odd on the Last Leg last night
LetUsPrey ·
21/10/2017 14:37
Cupcakes and cookies are fine. They’re healthier because they’re home made right?
Just been tidying through my bag I take to work. I’ve found a Next gift card and £40 from my birthday!
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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp ·
21/10/2017 15:56
Bonus! (Next gift card)
I have been out all day (emergency present buying etc) and am a bit drained. DS and DH have had a major blow-up which left DH in a complete mood and DS in floods of inconsolable tears... Oh well. I think I've negotiated peace for now. And now DH has announced that we're off out again in an hour or so 
SaturdayMorningSportingActivity is being extended to OnAndOffAllDaySaturdaySportingActivity
ApricotCrush ·
21/10/2017 17:51
Evening. I spent the morning playing hokey cokey with the washing. The weather won in the end. 
Glad WW is having a lovely time.
Your day sounds exhausting Helen.
for blah feeling wenches.
Will record Strictly and watch later. Hope Fancy enjoys not watching it.
LetUsPrey ·
21/10/2017 18:11
at Fancy enjoying not watching Strictly Rainy McRainface here
Watching Sing with DS2 but only until Strictly starts
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LetUsPrey ·
21/10/2017 19:15
Strike will call round and tire you out Badderz
Oh no Wicked . Trains on a Saturday especially can be bad for that. Hope you get on a train soon and back to your hotel.
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