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Swagger Inn 151: The One Where Wenches Are Blindfolded And Don’t Use Their Hands ..... Practising Bobbing For Apples Of Course <ahem>

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LetUsPrey Fri 20-Oct-17 19:18:25

Hope this one’s okay.

Aramis just giving a demonstration

Badders08 Fri 20-Oct-17 19:20:35

<sashays in>
<lines em up>

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Fri 20-Oct-17 19:27:50

apple bobbing Oh yes.... grin I can work with that. Or we could be playing hide and seek. Athos is helping me hide in a barrel. The view is very nice as well...

<runs back to 'finish off' the HBFs other thread>

WickedWenchOfTheNorth Fri 20-Oct-17 21:02:07


LetUsPrey Fri 20-Oct-17 22:22:45

So no HBI tonight but an honourable mention to one of the instructors for “let your hips relax into it”, “stretch yourself off”, and “don’t go down too easy”

Watching The Last Leg grin

FancyFancy Fri 20-Oct-17 22:43:45

<snorts> letus

Aramis would like it known that he prefers to bob for peaches <ahem>

LetUsPrey Fri 20-Oct-17 23:06:16

Of course Fancy. Other fruits and vegetables are available also.

Watching Graham Norton now. Seems a good sofa. Jeff Goldblum is very funny and charismatic. I can’t watch Gerard Butler without hearing Stoick from How To Train Your Dragon grin

MadamedeChevreuse Fri 20-Oct-17 23:14:04

Yep. I am expecting him to shout "HICCUP!!!!!!!!!!" at any moment.

Hillary clinton was on earlier. She was really good. Awwww. sad Every time I think of that orange ballsack and his wrinkly catsbum fart-expelling gob, I get a bit of sick in my mouth.

ww have an ace time and may the force be with you in your search for Pimms!

LetUsPrey Fri 20-Oct-17 23:15:46

Oh I missed Hillary! I think I’m recording it though.

Jack Whitehall never looks any older.

MadamedeChevreuse Fri 20-Oct-17 23:18:17

It's unnerving isnt it. confused

FancyFancy Fri 20-Oct-17 23:21:45

I can never see or hear of Gerard Butler without hearing 'SHUT UP BUTTWAD' in my head grin

that orange ballsack and his wrinkly catsbum fart-expelling gob <weeps>

LetUsPrey Fri 20-Oct-17 23:23:11

I have a top similar to Jeff Goldblum’s only not a polo neck. Does this mean I’m on trend? Stranger things have happened grin

WickedWenchOfTheNorth Sat 21-Oct-17 09:01:40

Morning wenches ☕

On the train to Bath! Have a lovely day wenches smile

LetUsPrey Sat 21-Oct-17 10:26:37

Morning wenches.

Have a fabulous day Wicked!

I am in a blah mood. DC are being awkward, and DH wants to know why my “face is tripping”. Blaaaaaahhhhhhh. House is a tip and I ate loads of crap last night.

Right. I shall catch myself on and stop being a grump.

Badders08 Sat 21-Oct-17 10:30:43

I shall join you in feeling blah letus
My period can't decide if it's starting or not the bitch 😡😣
I shall be mostly playing with ds2 and baking today I think

FancyFancy Sat 21-Oct-17 10:42:34

Morning wenches.

It's a bit windy out there shock

Can't quite decide what to do, may go out shopping as it's DD's birthday soon. Then an evening of ironing & not watching Strictly. Thought the fake tan on JP looked a bit odd on the Last Leg last night

LetUsPrey Sat 21-Oct-17 13:35:43

<awaits next Jiffy bag delivery>

Very breezy here too. Going to get worse.

The fake tan just isn’t him is it Fancy? He resisted the first week or so. Perhaps he needs someone to go help him shower it all off.

DS1 has gone to a friend’s. I’ve cleared through a massive stack of paperwork, paid lots of school things. I’ve spent a sodding fortune without actually going anywhere or buying anything fun for me. DH is still being a birrovaknob but he’s just made my lunch so I’ll let him off —for a bit—

Badders08 Sat 21-Oct-17 13:43:07

I've had a few days like that letus...major sort outs chez badders 👍
I've made a batch of cupcakes and some cookies
I'm not in the mood to make scones today

LetUsPrey Sat 21-Oct-17 14:37:01

Cupcakes and cookies are fine. They’re healthier because they’re home made right?

Just been tidying through my bag I take to work. I’ve found a Next gift card and £40 from my birthday! grin

Badders08 Sat 21-Oct-17 14:37:19

Whoo hoo!

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Sat 21-Oct-17 15:56:20

Bonus! (Next gift card)

I have been out all day (emergency present buying etc) and am a bit drained. DS and DH have had a major blow-up which left DH in a complete mood and DS in floods of inconsolable tears... Oh well. I think I've negotiated peace for now. And now DH has announced that we're off out again in an hour or so shock confused SaturdayMorningSportingActivity is being extended to OnAndOffAllDaySaturdaySportingActivity

ApricotCrush Sat 21-Oct-17 17:51:40

Evening. I spent the morning playing hokey cokey with the washing. The weather won in the end. angry

Glad WW is having a lovely time.

Your day sounds exhausting Helen.

wine for blah feeling wenches.

Will record Strictly and watch later. Hope Fancy enjoys not watching it. grin

LetUsPrey Sat 21-Oct-17 18:11:52

<hides Helen in cupboard>
<throws Athos in after her>

grin at Fancy enjoying not watching Strictly

Rainy McRainface here

Watching Sing with DS2 but only until Strictly starts

Badders08 Sat 21-Oct-17 18:20:08

Oh I love sing smile
Had an awful nights sleep last night...hoping for better tonight!

WickedWenchOfTheNorth Sat 21-Oct-17 19:02:34

On the way home from Bath, we are standing still on a station, police got on the train, think it's something to do with huligans.

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