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Gin and a moat

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paxillin Fri 16-Jun-17 17:05:45

Not by one of the Queens this time... But we can drink here.

TheMortificadosDragon Fri 16-Jun-17 17:36:19

Is 'gin and a moat' an unusually large drink?

paxillin Fri 16-Jun-17 18:20:32

I followed instructions not to mention her Maj's unfortunate rectal ailment halo.

paxillin Fri 16-Jun-17 18:25:30

We left the old gin in the old moat and thought we'll drink better stuff here. We have no moat yet here.

QueenMortifauxcado Fri 16-Jun-17 22:50:38

Well who's going to dig one for the gin?

QueenMortifauxcado Fri 16-Jun-17 22:56:18

And I think you'll find its the other queen that doesn't have big piles although actually she did, we found them hiding out in the back passage. <shudder> Remember? Do you remember?! Where's the moat of gin? I need a drink already.

TheMortificadosDragon Fri 16-Jun-17 23:20:53

Well, the problem is that despite being under 'other subjects', Your fake Majesty, Mortificado doesn't seem to have any 'other subjects' - y'know, the sort who can be forced to fairly paid to dig a moat. Unless the menagerie of us mythical beasts includes giant moles or something.

I can probably manage to get you some gin though. For some reason, whenever I fly into an offie, the staff go pale, thrust bottles at me and beg me to leave. I suppose a less well regulated dragon could cause chaos in among gallons of proof spirit. Hang on a mo...

TheMortificadosDragon Fri 16-Jun-17 23:23:13

gingingingingingin That's all I could carry, weirdly they wouldn't give me a bag and I didn't have 5p.

QueenMortifauxcado Fri 16-Jun-17 23:24:44

Ooh, giant moles. Where can we get some of those?

QueenMortifauxcado Fri 16-Jun-17 23:26:11

That is weird. We don't even accept p's in Mortificado. Only munny.

TheMortificadosDragon Fri 16-Jun-17 23:26:31

How come with 'gin' in the title this place isn't busier on a Friday night? No moat to keep out undesirables. No other Mortificados (real or pretenders), dragons, unicorns or other subjects around?confused

QueenMortifauxcado Fri 16-Jun-17 23:28:30

Well whenever I see the title my brain just smooshes it together so gin and a moat becomes a goat. Maybe it's to do with that. Maybe they hate goats. Not me though, I like a goat, can we get a goat?!

TheMortificadosDragon Fri 16-Jun-17 23:28:47

Well, I had to fly outside Mortificado to get fresh unpolluted gin, hence the 5p bag problem. Find me a sack or something before my next raid shopping trip, would you?

TheMortificadosDragon Fri 16-Jun-17 23:31:26

I like some goats, and the ones I don't like are very tasty after a bit of flaming dragon so yes, goats welcome.

QueenMortifauxcado Fri 16-Jun-17 23:31:49

Erm. We used all the sacks for the legfish. Maybe you can just fashion one out of pax's clothes.

TheMortificadosDragon Fri 16-Jun-17 23:36:19

Dragons are crap at needlework, oddly enough.hmm if you want more than half a dozen bottles at a time, you make me a carrier. A gin sling.

QueenMortifauxcado Fri 16-Jun-17 23:42:43

Leather, then? Pax dumped all the legfish in sporner corner but I'm sure they're probably still out there somewhere. Surely you can leatherwork? Dragons must be good for something.

TheMortificadosDragon Fri 16-Jun-17 23:47:53

I've been looking to see if giant moles exist, nearest I can find is giant mole-rats but as they're diggers they might do the job. I tried approaching their cousins the big-headed mole-rats but they really are the most conceited beasts I've ever come across, said the job was beneath them even if you were a real queen. hmm

fruitbats Fri 16-Jun-17 23:48:28

<wanders in tempted by gin and wanders back out>

QueenMortifauxcado Fri 16-Jun-17 23:51:14

<hic> well don't blame me, it's hardly my fault it's all gone. We're on normal drinking rates, blame the dragon who's too lazy to go get more. Do you have a bag?!

TheMortificadosDragon Fri 16-Jun-17 23:51:20

Was that a fruitbat? Bit of a comedown from dragons <sniff><ow, I should know by now not to inhale my own flame> but wouldn't mind some flying companions.

QueenMortifauxcado Fri 16-Jun-17 23:52:39

Don't insult it! Bats can fly right? They might get more gin. Also I don't have a sack to catch it with so plan A is out.

TheMortificadosDragon Fri 16-Jun-17 23:55:24

What do you mean, hardly your fault it's gone? I don't see anyone else drinking it (you know I'm teetotal myself, on account of the flammability of alcohol. I can just about manage a weak pimms)

fruitbats Fri 16-Jun-17 23:57:30

When I said 'wander back out' - it wasn't strictly true. erm, I lurked. Please may I ask a question? goes ahead anyway I saw lurked on the threads last year when you all changed your names to variations of Mortificdo. Why didn't you change Pax?

fruitbats Fri 16-Jun-17 23:58:12

FFS Mortificado

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