Swagger Inn 147 - Theresa may (see what I did there?) be a difficult woman, but we're all easy (ylt) in the Tav........

[FancyFancy]

All welcome - but bring your own supplies

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

(I already wrote it and all, so I'm not bloody wasting it)

Mind you, it's about time we had another cock-up with new threads

Welcome to another thread of general wittering and appreciation of hot men. Preferably in leather. With suitable weapons

Pull up a pew/bar-stool/chaise or just lean sullenly against a wall. It works for us. The bar is stocked, the floor is swept, the chaise cover has been re-upholstered (the old cover has been burnt responsibly disposed of following the relevant HSE guidelines for hazardous waste) the scenery is FAF, and the decorations are hot to trot

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

PS - good title Fancy and well done on getting your priorities right - Athos as no.1 example of FAFness

[FancyFancy]

Pffft, as if......

[Badders123]

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[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Athos has brought some supplies along with him. They should last an hour or so... which is longer than the melons will if Porthos insists on shooting them all.

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

[LetUsPrey]

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Nice thread title fancy!

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Today the Easy Party (us) launch our manifesto!!!!!

10% reduction in HBF taxes!

No cap on perving time!

Access to hot men in leather will be free and fair at the point of, er, entry.

[LetUsPrey]

What do we want?!
HBFs!
When do we want them?!
All the time!
What else do we want?!
That's it for now thanks, we're good

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

(we also want chocolate, please-and-thankyou)

[ApricotCrush]

Hello all. Thanks for new thread Fancy, and at another cock-up.

It's gone sunny here, washing is dry.

Buffy update: Vet has decided to postpone tooth removal as she's recovered well, and watch and wait. As she's an 'old lady' she would have to have blood tests before an anaesthetic to see if her kidneys are up to it. If they're not, that would have to be sorted out first.

Glad you're having a good time.

[LetUsPrey]

Evening wenches.

Ooo to Tokyo Comtess and hurrah for spending time with DS1

Also hurrah for Buffy's recovery!

You need to make the book be in stock Helen. Have similar with DS1 only with stuff like computer cables rather than books because, you know, DS1.

Have been giving blood for the first time in many many years. Needed to have three different people in increasing seniority/experience to decide whether they could find a suitable vein. Good to know that at least part of me hasn't increased in size over the years. Anyway gave my pint and helped myself to two packets of the biggest Lotus biscuits I've seen.

And now, as I'm under strict instruction not to exert myself with anything too strenuous, I shall recline in the hayloft.

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

Evening

How fab to be in Tokyo Comtess

Glad Buffy is feeling better. Fräsan and Sigrid says meow ❤

at thread mishap, it's just like the good old days.

Collected my coffee machine today and expectantly made myself a cappuccino which tasted like shite, turns out you have to use a milk thingy as well, I didn't see it in the box

[FancyFancy]

Evening wenches



Yay for Buffy feeling better

That's it for now thanks, we're good

• it makes it soooo worthwhile, doesn't it letus?

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Awwww comtesse tokyo with ds1 sounds amazeballs.

wicked at "shite" coffee. Your command of the English slang lingo really is impressive!

Extra to letus for donating blood and at "only bit of me that hasnt got bigger."

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

Madame 😘😘😘

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Which particular HBF are you bouncing up and down on Fancy?

How exactly did you give blood LetUs - was this chap assisting?

[LetUsPrey]

at your coffee Wicked

I did look for a third packet Fancy but there were none left. Thanks for the extra Madame

Jeez can you imagine the queues if he'd been there to assist in a non-fatal, non-turning you into a vampire way

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

Well done Letus

[FancyFancy]

It would certainly get my blood flowing faster......

[LetUsPrey]

sexy

The chair beds were interesting. I did look at them and think "well, these could be used for purposes"

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

at purposes I bet they're many and varied....

Right, on that note, I am off to the hayloft.

Oh dear - I'd better get him out of those wet clothes, don't want him catching a chill...

Night all

[FancyFancy]

Morning

Yay, it's Friday

Those chair beds are interesting letus - a little unforgiviing though, maybe add some padding?

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Morning - bright sunshine here, but apparently we're expecting rain. I am dithering about what to wear

Fancy/LetUs - this one has built-in padding to lie on...?