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Sorry to ask but... how do you wipe your bum?

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MilesHuntsWig Fri 12-May-17 22:40:28

DH and I have a difference of opinion and i'm interested to know how you vote... is it:

A) front to back hand between the legs
B) front to back but reach your arm around from behind
C) other


AfunaMbatata Fri 12-May-17 22:43:01

B. I also sit down and fold the paper too.

ANiceSliceOfCake Fri 12-May-17 22:49:17

I may be daft but I can't see A actually working? That would feel sort of backwards? Pushing against the grain as it were grin

God I must be bored on a Friday night!

MilesHuntsWig Fri 12-May-17 22:49:40

Ah yes... sitting and paper assumed in all options

AfunaMbatata Fri 12-May-17 22:54:23

I've just t asked DH (his face was a picture!grin) > he does B, sits but SCRUNCeS the toilet roll! shock

WanderingTrolley1 Fri 12-May-17 22:58:35

I dab directly from front, then B.

StarUtopia Fri 12-May-17 23:00:57

I have no idea how anyone reaches round behind.

I have always opened my legs as far as possible and wiped back to front (yes yes yes i know) avoiding my lady bits!

I literally cannot reach - either my arms aren't long enough or my arse is too big!

BetterEatCheese Fri 12-May-17 23:06:46

B with a folded bit of paper

acornsandnuts Fri 12-May-17 23:08:50

Lift arse cheek, reach around front to back.

However this must be the fourth time I have posted on a thread with the same theme and by god it has legs. It will be 20 pages before morning I tell ya.

DramaInPyjamas Fri 12-May-17 23:11:58

B - and I'm a scruncher grin
A is impossible surely.!?

KoolKoala07 Fri 12-May-17 23:15:26

This thread has made me giggle for some reason. grin I'm a 'b' wiper. A doesn't seem like it would be particularly easy?!

allthesinglelaydez Fri 12-May-17 23:39:08

We had this before, it was a pretty even split. I can't understand anyone who would do it A. Who can't reach their own bum from behind!? I can reach the back of my knees without even bending... ?!

KimKardashiansArse Sat 13-May-17 07:41:28


MilesHuntsWig Sat 13-May-17 11:36:33

Thanks for replying everyone!

kwick Sat 13-May-17 15:04:32

I think some people stand hmm and of course others who do not wipe but use a jet spray/bidet. I am a B grin
So glad MN exists to find out what others do!

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