The bar come and have a drink and a laugh!

(10 Posts)
shazzarooney99 Wed 27-Apr-16 21:57:46

Right i needed cheering up tonight, something on a post made me laugh a few times, so come into the bar, get yourself a drink and tell us some funny stories!!!!!!

So im going to start with a joke!!!

3 woman were talking about theyre sex lifes!!! they were comparing theyre men to cars!

1st woman) mines like a ferrari fast and furious!
2nd woman) mines like a porshe slow and seductive
3rd woman) well mines like a fecking old austin metro you have to give it a hand start and jump on it while its going!!!!!!!

MailonlineEffOff Wed 27-Apr-16 22:01:44

Boom boom!

shazzarooney99 Wed 27-Apr-16 22:02:54

MailonlineEffOff , ha ha got your joke lol

Seeyounearertime Wed 27-Apr-16 22:04:03

I went to a zoo today bit it only had one animal, it was Shitzhu.

Have you ever tried to catch fog? I tried once but I mist.

shazzarooney99 Wed 27-Apr-16 22:05:35

lol

shazzarooney99 Wed 27-Apr-16 22:05:43

www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc

shazzarooney99 Wed 27-Apr-16 22:06:53

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V6N4elMVX4

MarthaCuntyMcCuntFace Wed 27-Apr-16 22:07:56

Two condoms walking down the street.
They walk past a gay bar.
One turns to the other and says 'fancy getting shit faced?'

shazzarooney99 Wed 27-Apr-16 22:09:36

MarthaCuntyMcCuntFace, omg lol, you so remind me of someone lol

MarthaCuntyMcCuntFace Wed 27-Apr-16 22:19:54

As long as it's not Martha Cliff, we're good.

Join the discussion

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now