Funny things your toddler mispronounces

[CinnamonBunYou]

DD has just turned two. We call her private parts a 'tuppy' which she mis-pronounces as 'pussy'.

Took her to the toilet in the doctors and she asked 'what's that' pointing at my privates so I said 'mummy's tuppy'. We got back into the waiting room where she announces v loudly 'I like mummy's pussy!'

I was so embarrassed and tried to correct her only to make it still sound as weird. My face was like for the rest of the wait! I laughed about it once I got home though.

Anyone else got any funny ones?

[TheHouseOnTheLane]

Just call it a vagina or vulva depending on which bit you're referencing. All these Tuppys and Pennies and "bits" and Moo Moos get confusing when they go to school.

[mommathatwearspink]

DD (21 months) pronounces blueberries as 'boobies'

[LouisaJF]

3 year old DS is into Fireman Sam and one of the fire engines is called Venus. Unfortunately DS pronounces D's as P's...😐

[Shesinfashion]

My youngest used to call the tv show "Zack and Quack" as sack and crack.

[Rinceoir]

My DDs first word was bye. Which unfortunately for months was pronounced as die.

[bimandbam]

I have no idea what he thinks he is saying but 2.1 ds keeps saying fuck. It's not book or duck apparently. I am hoping we get to the bottom of it soon though!

[Pigeonpost]

A tuppy? Ffs.

We have the same Fireman Sam Venus/Penis issue here.

[Shakey15000]

He's 8 now but DS used to pronounce the Community Chest card in Monopoly as "Commune- titty"

agree with not calling private parts as anything other than what they're actually called btw

[JustABigBearAlan]

Stick and stickman - he loves both but st is pronounced d

[Shesinfashion]

My eldest named her vagina a "front bottom" so that's what we use.

[CinnamonBunYou]

I asked what funny words your DC's mispronounce, I didn't ask for advice on what I should call her privates. Didn't realise it was such a crime to call it a tuppy, sorry! Next time she asks what something is, I shall consult Mumsnet to ask what I should tell her instead of deciding myself.

Haha Shesinfashion sack and crack made me chuckle!

[PaleBlueDottie]

DO has come out with some belters over the years.

Blackcurrant was pronounced as 'Black Cunt'

Hoover was pronounced as Woore

Often when I was hoovering she would say 'mummy whore'

One morning the dc were playing and dd asked for sticks, I said there are no sticks. DD ran off asking her brothers to help her find the 'are no sticks'

Dd also has problems pronouncing f sounds. They all come out as s sounds.
So she asked her teacher to find the slag, of course she meant flag

[Cheesymonster]

DD can't make the "tr" sound. Traffic is fuck it. Truck is fuck. So, if there's a truck in the traffic jam we're sitting in...