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Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

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HaydeeofMonteCristo Wed 11-Nov-15 13:47:37

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Badders123 Wed 11-Nov-15 13:48:38

Well hello! smile

HaydeeofMonteCristo Wed 11-Nov-15 13:48:52

Crap! My first Fred and the autocorrect has changed perving to serving. Off to report...

HaydeeofMonteCristo Wed 11-Nov-15 13:50:15

Yay badders you are here!

YetAnotherHelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 11-Nov-15 13:53:28

Hi there, that's your title changed now, although not sure we should be encouraging perving...

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Wed 11-Nov-15 13:54:21


Badders123 Wed 11-Nov-15 13:55:09

Nice pic! Very nice!
I can't post pics on my kindle fire sad so hoping that a team athos wench comes in soon and decorates.

Badders123 Wed 11-Nov-15 13:56:00

Helenmumsnet...of course you should be!

Badders123 Wed 11-Nov-15 13:56:56

Oh are almost forgiven for last night!

Lyndie Wed 11-Nov-15 13:57:25

Liv gringringrin

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Wed 11-Nov-15 13:58:28

And if I still have a pic allowance, check this out - inspired by the minging Aramis pic on the last thread...

HaydeeofMonteCristo Wed 11-Nov-15 13:59:01

Thanks, mumsnet! I don't think perving would stop even if it still said serving....

Might have to re post tart's lovely picture since I killed the last thread.

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Wed 11-Nov-15 13:59:40

Do you know how much gin poor HelenMumsnet will need after having to venture in here shockgrin shame she didn't see the PC bare ass pic

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Wed 11-Nov-15 14:00:20

Awwwww thanks Baddz grin

HaydeeofMonteCristo Wed 11-Nov-15 14:04:18

Here we go, the real one.

Glad to be helping the gin industry by getting Helen in here....

It was a bit of an emergency as there was no tavern for a few minutes.

Obs2015 Wed 11-Nov-15 14:06:22

Pearl clutchers? Us? Me thinks not. Of ill repute, dubious morals - oh yes. that's us!!
bring on the Donkey Punch, nakedness, perving and naughtiness. Porn writing etc etc.
Comic-con? Is he doing naked autographs in Newcastle? If not, me will have to carefully consider the long trek......

Obs2015 Wed 11-Nov-15 14:07:45

Nice thread Haydee. But you is well naughty for finishing off the old one before linking in this new one.
How shall we punish her wenches? wink
And no, don't let Liv answer that !!

HaydeeofMonteCristo Wed 11-Nov-15 14:26:10

Ooops, yes, I realised my error when I had done it...

To make it up to you all, will do lots of decorating.

Searching through the last thread to get this, I found where you had all wished me happy birthday! Thanks very much belatedly and sorry I wasn't in that day.

Just eating salted caramel millionaire bar from m and s, which is nicest thing ever. Except for Aramis. Covered in salted caramel.

Anyway, this PIC clearly has to come with us over here.

HaydeeofMonteCristo Wed 11-Nov-15 14:28:28

Can I have my punishment dobmne by this man, please?

(Tries hard to forget the caption that went with this picture before)

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Wed 11-Nov-15 14:31:41

This one Haydee? smile <- PA smile

HaydeeofMonteCristo Wed 11-Nov-15 14:39:45

Objectively the best gif ever.

And, I believe, fancy's favourite.

How strange, no one at all has posted since my last post.

HaydeeofMonteCristo Wed 11-Nov-15 14:40:31


Obs2015 Wed 11-Nov-15 14:40:40

oh yes. i love that one. santi is soooooo DIRTY grin
and that second one with the bump...... yes sir-eeeeeeee!!

Dirty. I love dirty musketeers. Pinon Athos? oh yes please.

Obs2015 Wed 11-Nov-15 14:41:16

punish her Aramis, punish her

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Wed 11-Nov-15 14:45:21

Ah okay - so you think you can ignore me? That's fine, lets see how you ignore the noises from the cellar during afternoon sexytime - we won't be closing the door grin

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